Chapter 2005: Bad Start
Ataturk Stadium in Istanbul, Turkey, is the largest stadium in Turkey. It is an all-seater stadium with no track and field, and can accommodate 75-5 people. Construction of the stadium began in 1999 and was completed in 2 years. Today's game is the highest-level football match held at Ataturco Stadium.
Today, the Ataturk Stadium, which can accommodate 75-5 people, was filled with fans who came to cheer. But what is different from usual is that the fans from both sides who came to cheer today are very distinct. One side is a white ocean, and the other side is a red and black ocean. Of course, this is not surprising. What is really surprising is that the people in the red and black ocean are all women, and the people in the white ocean are all men. Without exception, the male and female camps are clearly divided. And precisely because of this battle between men and women, many fans in Milan did not show up at the scene. There is no way, the women say that if Milan loses, they will no longer care about them watching the game. If they win, then they have to listen to the women in the future.
Tell me, as a Milan fan, if you have to support your team to lose just to watch the game, wouldn’t it be annoying! Let me ask, which fan wants his favorite team to lose? But in order to be able to watch football happily in the future and stop nagging my wife, this seems to be what I really have to do. Of course, it’s not that no one protested and thought that it should be changed. If Milan wins, they can watch the game without restrictions. If Milan loses, they will listen to their wives from now on.
But my wife won’t do it! It is said that this time women all over Europe are betting against their husbands who love to watch football. As women, they also have to advance and retreat with women all over Europe (this is the Milan wives deliberately teasing their husbands who have been watching football for so many years. After so many years of neglect, I must get some interest back this time). Tell me, what is this? Therefore, these Milan fans had no choice but to choose to watch the game at home instead of going to Turkey. Otherwise, when watching the game, I really don’t know who to cheer for. How annoying!
"Lin, it seems that this game has a heavy responsibility on our shoulders!" Mourinho sighed to Lin Feng sitting next to him.
In this game, Lin Feng used his privileges to get himself a position as a team assistant, and also gave Prince William the status of a team leader assistant, allowing the two of them to appear on the court with the team. Such a crucial game must be watched live.
Lin Feng glanced at the beauties opposite, all wearing red and black arrow-striped shirts, and nodded heavily. This battle must not be lost! Otherwise, from now on, the world will never allow the generals to have bad moral principles! Women are meant to feel pain, not to be ridden on their heads and pooped and peed on.
Must win!
"Brothers from Milan, in order to prevent us men from being bullied by women, please don't be too effective! Otherwise, men all over the world will be in darkness from now on! And how can men still have time to watch football!" When the competition was about to begin, Lin Feng rushed to the sidelines and yelled "Buddhist Lion Roar".
After hearing this, Leonardo almost rushed out from the coaching bench and strangled Lin Feng to death. Did you say that? Aren’t you just nakedly calling my team to let loose? Although this is about the status of men and women,
But it has nothing to do with my team. I just know one thing, if I lose the game, I will be dismissed from the get out of class with nothing to show for this season.
"Cheating! Cheating! Cheating!" Many women in the stands suddenly shouted. It should be noted that it is these players who really determine the outcome of this game. And what if these players let go? Although there is a famous saying that football has nothing to do with life and death, football is more important than life and death.
But what if these Milan players let go? This game is about the happiness of all European married men to watch football. If Milan wins, then these men will not be so free to watch football as they please. And without the support of these fans, what would the team do? So, when Lin Feng yells at all women, why don't you be in a hurry?
"Lin Feng, you are so despicable. Do you think your loud voice can interfere with the players! Sisters, let's shout." Allegra stood up and gestured to all the women behind him. The more than 10,000 female fans at the scene suddenly shouted in unison.
"Milan, Milan, I love you. If you don't lose the game today, my sister is waiting for you to come on a date! Milan, Milan, I love you. Pull out the Tottenham head, hold the big ears in your hands, and all the beautiful women will belong to you! Haha", All the men in the venue turned pale. What kind of cheering song is this? It’s too lewd. But it’s really tempting. There are so many beauties in this stand, all of them charming and graceful, so tempting. Isn't it? With this shout, all the Milan players on the field were in high spirits. It should be noted that before the game started, their girlfriends and wives ordered them to defeat Tottenham Hotspur and fight for the dignity of women.
For these Milan players, the dignity of women has little to do with them. Anyway, at home, they have the final say. After all, they are the ones making money, so this woman naturally has no say. Therefore, in today's game, Milan's players did not have any mental burden at all, they just came to win. However, Lin Feng's voice just now made them feel burdened. If no one is watching the football, they will still kick the ball!
But then the roars from all the women in the stands gave them enough courage. Players, mostly lecherous. This is not because they are not Liu Xiahui, but because Liu Xiahui has not met so many beautiful girls, and if he had met, he would have transformed into Ximen Qing. Of course, there are those Liu Xiahui in the football world who are calm and happy, but such people are naturally very few. Compared to a group, it is definitely an endangered rare animal.
It can be said that although Allegra's cheering was a bit low-brow, it was definitely aimed at the players' weaknesses.
"Tottenham, champion! Tottenham, champion!" The women challenged, and the men naturally did not want to fall behind and shouted wildly.
"Milan, Milan, the world's number one! Milan, Milan, unparalleled in the world!" Although the women were not as physically strong as men, they would never lose in terms of shouting.
Lin Feng smacked his lips. Good guy, the two sides were so tit-for-tat before the game even started. I wonder how hot it will be when the game starts.
Then, the game kicked off with the referee's whistle.
"Milan nn~~Milan nm~", as soon as the game started, the female fans sang Milan's team song crazily.
On the male fans' side, it was naturally impossible to lose to women in this regard. This game was about the dignity of men and women. The outcome was important, but the process was also extremely important. No matter which aspect, men must not lose to women today.
Both sides roared with all their might, and the noise caused them to frown directly on the players on both sides of the field. They have been playing for so many years, especially the players of Milan, most of them have been playing professionally for more than ten years, and they have played all kinds of games. But they have never played such a noisy game. The decibels are conservatively estimated to be decibels, and they feel as if their ears are pricked by needles. Especially when the female fan screamed, her voice was high and sharp, and she tried her best to suppress the majestic roar of the male fans. The screams were like a Boeing plane taking off from her ears.
This is not helping them, it is clearly hurting them! Maldini shook his head helplessly, aimed at Inzaghi in front of him, and passed the ball. Then, looking at the crazy female fans in the stands, he sighed. Fortunately, while affecting them, it also affected Tottenham Hotspur. And they are all old players. Although they have never encountered such a scene, their ability to respond must be stronger than Tottenham Hotspur, which is mainly composed of young players.
As expected. The players of Tottenham Hotspur were obviously not mentally prepared for such a huge decibel of shouting. For a moment, they only felt their brains buzzing and their energy could not be concentrated at all. As a result, this gave Inzaghi a chance to receive a pass from Maldini and head the ball. Fortunately, Cech reacted quickly and lifted it out of the baseline.
All the female fans cheered loudly. The players on the field immediately looked painful. Messi, Kaka and other players covered their ears with their hands in pain to resist the destructive magic sound. Milan was also in great pain, but these female fans were cheering for them. If they covered their ears, it would be too disrespectful to these female fans. Therefore, no matter how painful it was, they had to endure it.
Witnessing this scene on the field, the female fans screamed even more sharply. In their opinion, Tottenham Hotspur players couldn't stand covering their ears, but Milan players were fine. What does this mean? It means that their screams can help bsp; Scream, keep screaming, let Tottenham Hotspur players lose because of distraction! A female fan screamed even more happily.
"Paul, do you think we should cover our ears too? Otherwise, if they keep screaming like this, we may have to go to the hospital after that game! "Said Dutch defender Stat.
Maldini looked at the crazy female fans in the stands and shook his head. These female fans also came to cheer for them, so just bear with it!
At this moment, Seedorf took a corner kick. Opportunity! Maldini was quick-eyed and saw that the Tottenham players were distracted by the screams, so he immediately rushed to the football. Without anyone interfering, he jumped high and shook his head like a lion. The football just passed Cech's ten fingers and hung into the goal! 52 count! Maldini scored a header in 52 seconds to break through Tottenham's goal, setting the fastest record for a goal in the Champions League final.
Now, all the female fans cheered, cheered wildly. Cheered for Maldini's goal, and cheered for the cheers of themselves and others.
After a moment of stunned, Maldini cheered immediately after he realized that he had really scored. And amidst Maldini's cheers and the screams of the female fans, there was a heavy sigh, a man's sigh. This time, it's not good!
"Lin, don't worry. "Although Mourinho was surprised that the goal came so quickly and so suddenly, he was not in a hurry. The current Milan team has just changed its head coach, and the core players Shevchenko and Pilhan have left. It is a remnant team. Even though it is leading now, it will be defeated sooner or later when facing its own team.
"Well, I know. Now it's just that the players on the field are booed by the screams of those female fans. It will be fine when they get used to it." Lin Feng nodded calmly.
As for Prince William, he was not in a hurry. He believed in Lin Feng and Mourinho.
At this time, there was a ridicule from the stands.
"White-headed old man, chirping, obi, so shameful!" The ridicule from the female fans in the stands made Mourinho change his face on the spot.
"Mourinho, come on! Tottenham, come on! Get rid of, get rid of the bitch! "Someone shouted, and the male fans in the stands also started to shout wildly. But what greeted them was the sharper and higher-pitched voices of the female fans in the stands.
In terms of voice alone, male fans are not as good as female fans.
"Humph, these women are simply not knowing how to live or die, they have completely pissed me off." Mourinho walked to the sidelines with a sullen face.
"All of them, get your spirits up. Do you want to be overwhelmed by women? Are you still men?" Mourinho roared.
However, as soon as he started to speak, he was interrupted by the screams of female fans. Mourinho screamed at the top of his lungs but no one could hear him amid the crazy screams of female fans. After a few more screams, Mourinho's face almost turned black again.
"Damn, these women have such sharp voices. If this continues, it will be troublesome." Mourinho said angrily.
"Referee, referee, you didn't hear the screams of these women, they are interfering with my players' normal game, I ask you to stop them screaming!" Suddenly, Mourinho rushed to the referee and protested loudly.
The referee shrugged helplessly.
"Mr. Mourinho, the fans' screams are their freedom, we referees can control everything, but we can't control them. If you have the ability, don't let them scream, don't scream at us. If you scream at us again, we will invite you to the stage to scream against them." The fourth referee said unhappily.
Mourinho was not the object of the referee's love, and he always loved to put pressure on the referee. The refereeing world is extremely annoyed with Mourinho. And this game is even better. They actually complained about the fans. Isn't this just looking for trouble? Although you lost the ball, it's too outrageous to blame the referee.
Mourinho came back angrily.
"White-headed old man, blame the old man. Can't afford to lose, blame the fans, hahaha, hahaha!" The female fans' stand sang again.
"***!" Mourinho was so angry that he raised his middle finger directly to the female fans' stand.
As a result, the referee immediately gave Mourinho a yellow card.
"Haha, white-headed old man, it's shame to get a yellow card. Another one, go to the stands, hahaha, hahaha!" There were mocking shouts from the female fans' stand.
Mourinho was about to raise his middle finger, he didn't believe that the referee really dared to send him to the stands. But he was stopped by Lin Feng.
"Jose, the shouts of these female fans are really hateful, but don't fight them, I have a way to deal with them!" Lin Feng said with a grin.
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