Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Chapter 260

[Effect: I don’t know why, but it’s very easy for you to gain the favor of big sisters. In their eyes, you are like a loving younger brother]

Hey, don't suddenly give me such an inexplicable talent!

This time the simulator is special.

With this talent, it is easy to make mistakes!

As a pure love fighter, Li Xingshan was actually very conflicted in his previous actions just now, and he could only use the reason "at least in the eyes of the ladies, he is actually their husband" to comfort himself a little up.

【Exit Somatosensory Mode】

【Enter text mode】

[40 years old: After Siyu and Mrs. Mao, Hu Tao recommended to their wives the exclusive "Soul Evocation Ceremony" service of the Pastoral Hall in the funerals of men who died of horse plague several times. Wives, you can meet your dead husband again in a dream]

[Not only that, after these wives have tasted the benefits, they all go to the Hall of Resurrection for several "spirit calling ceremonies" every month because they miss their deceased husbands]

【Of course, all the dead husbands are played by you】

[At the beginning, you were still a little apprehensive, afraid that if you played so many husband roles, you might reveal yourself or be schizophrenic, but later you found out that these wives are actually just looking for a spiritual sustenance to relieve the pressure by the way]

[Facts have proved that after a few years of marriage, most couples, no matter how beautiful their wives are, their husbands will inevitably lose their sense of freshness. Therefore, even if you play a husband who is only a little bit attentive, it is enough to satisfy the "clients"]

【What's more, your attentive service has won them rave reviews】

[Because of the prevalence of "horse plague", more and more women in Liyue Harbor have lost their husbands. The speed at which women disseminate information has always been very fast. It didn't take long for people to know that the "spirit calling ceremony" provided by Xiangshengtang was very effective, and it was free for the first time. Therefore, many wives who lost their husbands hugged With the mentality of giving it a try, I entered the Hall of Evocation in the Hall of Past Life, and opened this "Pandora's Box"]

[41 years old: The "spirit calling service" business of Xiangshengtang is getting better and better, and it has even gradually overshadowed the original funeral business. burst】

[Interestingly, some women, who did not know where they got the news, learned that the "spiritual summoning ceremony" service of Xiangshengtang is extraordinary. With tears in my eyes, I hope to be able to summon the soul of my husband]

Chapter 634 New Body

[Fortunately, Hu Tao is thoughtful, the client must bring her husband's death certificate to carry out the soul summoning, otherwise, if she accidentally summons the dead soul of a living person, it will be troublesome]

[As for whether there will be a woman with a strong head who will bring a fake death certificate to summon the soul, that is not yet known]

[It's just that it may be because the service of Xiangshengtang is too good, at least so far, no customer has complained]

【After all, who would refuse a perfect husband who is warm-hearted, gentle and hard-working? 】

[More importantly, the price is extremely low. For the same price, you can only buy a glass of wine at the Niulang shop, but you can spend an unforgettable two hours in the Xiangshengtang]

Only now did Li Xingshan finally understand why so many people fell in love with the wife and husband of the paper man in the otome game so much in reality.

Those perfect character designs, beautiful appearance, plus the personal customization that belongs only to you.

It can be exchanged for a little krypton gold, which is really a bargain.

[On the surface, everyone came to "pay homage" to the deceased husband and son-in-law, but they often smiled knowingly at each other]

【"How's Brother Wang doing over there recently?" It’s going to be a long time, it’s obviously an old couple”]

[Similar chats often occur between customers of the Pastoral Hall. Regardless of whether your methods are correct or not, at least one thing is certain, Liyue's woman is indeed independent and optimistic, and will not be knocked down by tribulations]

[You even wonder if it is because you have harmed too many people before, so you are unhappy with retribution, and now you have to use this method to make up for other injured women. Of course, you are not without gain, and you also passed This method has captured a lot of true energy and improved one's own strength]

[And Hu Tao has always adhered to the concept of "small profits but quick turnover", and the capitalist method of "the dead don't need to rest", and used the soul-calling service to make a lot of money for the Church of the Past]

[Fortunately, you are not a human being, otherwise you would not be able to withstand such a "high-intensity" work]

[42 years old: Of course, you have not forgotten the original purpose, which is to find the truth about "immediate plague". In fact, you and Hu Tao have indeed collected many clues. Almost all the men who died of the plague were related to the strange amulets of the exorcism family]

[At the same time, because you have absorbed a lot of yin energy, your strength has also improved rapidly. In order to be able to move conveniently, Hu Tao bought a "doll" from Daozuma's black market at a high price, as the carrier of the soul, let You can have your own body]

[It is said that the craft of making this kind of doll was originally created by General Raiden, but for some reason, it was spread among the people. Although it is impossible to create a doll with independent consciousness and can act on its own like General Raiden, the human being created Even, it is basically the same as a real person, and you can customize your appearance and body]

[Of course, because your consciousness is still connected with the walnut, even if you have a puppet carrier, you still can’t leave the walnut too far]

[After you have fully adapted to the puppet's body, the plan to find clues has also entered the next stage]

[On a certain unlucky day, the wedding of the seventy-seventh hall master of the Hall of Rebirth was held as scheduled, but Hu Tao's husband was an unknown man, who was quite famous compared to Liyue Port. As far as Hu Tao is concerned, her "husband" has not even met many people]

【You married Hu Tao, the purpose is naturally to create a chance for Hu Tao to be a widow】

[That's right, in order to find out the truth about that "talisman", you plan to use Hu Tao's husband as a bait to find out the secret of "Plague on the Horse"]

[In the name of her husband's blessing, Hu Tao got the amulet produced by the exorcist family very easily. You wear the amulet on your body, that is, on the neck of the doll, but there is no strange feeling]

[At night, you and Walnut share the bed, and the amulet still doesn't respond]

【Enter somatosensory mode】

[Mission Objective: Find out the secret of the amulet]

This feeling is actually quite subtle.

Li Xingshan and Hu Tao looked at the ceiling. Although they had two bodies, their consciousnesses were connected to each other.

"Do you think we've been making mistakes all this time?" Hu Tao yawned lightly, and said, "Perhaps, there is nothing wrong with this amulet."

"Or..." Li Xingshan guessed: "The secret of activating the amulet requires certain 'conditions' to be fulfilled?"

"What conditions?" Walnut asked.

"What do you think?" Li Xingshan snorted, and said, "Those men who died of horse plague, did they die because of what they did?"

What they have done is naturally self-evident.

Hu Tao suddenly realized: "You mean... we want to review it?"

"It's probably going to be a review," Li Xingshan said solemnly, "Those who died before all died suddenly. If you want to find out the truth, that's the only way to go."

"But..." Unexpectedly, Hu Tao, who had always been straightforward, suddenly hesitated at this moment.

Because this time Li Xingshan is not a spirit body, but has a real "body".

"What are you still struggling with?" Li Xingshan also saw that there seemed to be something wrong with Hu Tao: "If you don't act anymore, it will be dawn in a while."

"Your current body is not a real human being, but a puppet..." Hu Tao's eyes dodged a little: "I always think it's a little weird."

"So that's how it is," Li Xingshan suddenly realized, and said with a smile, "It's okay, you just treat me as a toy, at most... just a more refined toy."

In fact, because these dolls in the black market are too delicate and can set the details by themselves, there are also many people who spend huge sums of money to buy them because of strange habits, but the price is not low. And the weight is not small, and it is a dead thing after all, so except for a small number of customers with special needs, probably not many people will buy it for that kind of thing.

"Toys? How can there be such a real toy?" Hu Tao rolled his eyes at Li Xingshan, blushed slightly, and said with a cold snort, "Anyway, I still find it strange that you are so powerful, can't you think of a way?"

Chapter 635 Warm Material

Li Xingshan naturally heard Hu Tao's concerns immediately, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I will cover it with true energy, so that it won't just be a piece of cold material."

Although doing this is a bit of deception, but there is really no other way, so Hu Tao nodded and said: "That's... that's the only way."

Thus, the cold material becomes a warm material.

Everything went very smoothly, and as expected, when Li Xingshan was about to make a formal move, the amulet hanging on his chest suddenly buzzed.

Li Xingshan only felt an evil energy, which came out of the amulet and rushed into his body.

Of course, Li Xingshan was very aware of this move, but unfortunately, if he wanted to possess his own body, this guy could be regarded as insignificant.

However, he did not fight back immediately, but chose to wait and see what happened, to see what this possessed spirit wanted to do.

in consciousness space.

A vague figure suddenly appeared in Li Xingshan's consciousness space. He looked like a beast but not a human. He had a nose like an elephant, but it was not smaller than the trunk of an elephant. He was talking to himself Said: "Strange, why does this physical body feel something is wrong?"

"What kind of guy do I think..."

At this moment, a sneer suddenly came from behind the figure: "So, it's just a 'dream-eating tapir'."

Nightmare-eating tapirs are a kind of evil spirits, they live by devouring the dreams of living beings, but their strength is not very strong, such a dream-eating tapir that blatantly possesses the human body is very rare.

The dream-eating tapir was slightly startled, turned around quickly, and said, "You...you are the master of this body? No...impossible, because of the suppression of the soul talisman , your consciousness should have been sealed!"

"That amulet is really tricky." Li Xingshan rubbed his chin and said with a smile, "Over the years, the horse plague that has been popular in Liyue Port should be your masterpiece, right? By possessing a man's body, he can make him the most spiritually When you are weak, take the opportunity to snatch its soul... However, a monster of the level of a nightmare should not be able to do such a thing, right?"

"I understand. You should be a special species that has undergone refinement." Li Xingshan asked himself and answered, "In this way, the answer will be readily apparent. After all, the only ones who are proficient in refining demons are probably the exorcist family."

"I don't need to explain it to you!" The dream-eating tapir didn't show the slightest fear. He saw that he was chanting some kind of mantra, and his body instantly split into dozens of pieces, surrounding Li Xingshan , Dozens of avatars said in unison: "Catch me without a fight, come with me."

"I hate you guys who rely on brute force to steal souls the most, without any technical content." Li Xingshan snapped his fingers lightly, and said with a smile, "Everyone, educate this little guy."

As the voice fell, thousands of monsters suddenly appeared around them, each of which looked like a vicious master, and the dozens of clones summoned by the nightmare were instantly swallowed up by the sea of ​​monsters.

These evil spirits were originally sealed in the Qian Kun Tai Gua hat, but since Li Xingshan broke through the seal of the hat, these evil spirits can naturally obey his orders at any time.

"Why... how come there are so many demons?"

The dream-eating tapir looked at the macho men and demons surrounding him, and finally showed a look of surprise on his face: "You... just who the hell are you?"

"I don't need to explain to you," Li Xingshan repeated what the nightmare-eating tapir said just now, waved his hand, and said, "This guy just had a bad mouth, your boss, tell me, how to deal with it ?”

"Beating!"

"Tear it, tear it up, feed the eagle!"

"Push!"

Seeing those monsters getting older and getting closer, the dream-eating tapir immediately recognized his cowardice, knelt down, and kept begging for mercy: "It's the little one who has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai, my lord, please spare me!"

Good guy, is this treating me as a ghost king?

"Based on general rationality, I should give you a chance." Li Xingshan patted the Nightmare Tapir's cheek and said with a smile, "But I'm not very rational, so... happy everyone Have fun, remember, just leave a life alive."

He winked at a group of his subordinates. These evil spirits naturally became active immediately. Since Li Xingshan unified the Qiankun Tai Gua hat, it is strictly forbidden for evil spirits to kill each other. These guys are all suffocated. Dozens of punching bags came, so naturally it was impossible to let them go easily.

As a result, those dozens of nightmare-eating tapir clones were immediately surrounded, and they were taught a lesson by these evil spirits in various cruel ways. In the end, only one nightmare-eating tapir was barely left. But he was also beaten to death.

Li Xingshan knew in his heart that this kind of little demon is the most bullying and afraid of being tough. If he is not tougher, it may not be obedient.

Sure enough, after the catastrophe just now, the nightmare-eating tapir no longer dared to resist at all, and quickly said: "I... I've recruited it!"

"I advise you not to hide anything," Li Xingshan said coldly, "Even if you are seriously injured and on the verge of death, I can resurrect you and torture you repeatedly so that you cannot survive or die!"

This time, the psychological defense of the nightmare-eating tapir was naturally destroyed immediately, and he replied in detail: "The exorcist family asked me to do this! They sealed us refined nightmare-eating tapirs into amulets , and then find an opportunity to capture the wearer's soul and disguise it as a sudden death."

Sure enough...

Although Li Xingshan had long guessed that this matter was probably related to the exorcism family, he was still somewhat surprised when he learned the truth.

After all, the exorcist family has always been responsible for eliminating demons and defending the way, but at this time not only grabbing the souls of mortals, but even cooperating with evil spirits, it is really unimaginable.

"Why did the exorcist family do this?" Li Xingshan continued to ask.

"This... I don't know about that," the nightmare-eating tapir quickly shook his head, and said, "I'm just a tool ghost used to do things, and I'm only responsible for returning the collected fresh souls to the Zong family. Other things... I don't know anything about it."

"Oh?" Li Xingshan said with a smile: "Since you know that you are being used as a gunman, why don't you take the opportunity to escape and instead work as a minion?"

Working as a minion for a tiger?

Li Xingshan never thought that one day, he would use this idiom to describe others.

"I want to run too, but it's a pity I can't," the nightmare-eating tapir cried, "Our bodies are all under a curse. If we don't return after the time limit, we will die!"

Chapter 636

There was a glimmer of light in Li Xingshan's eyes. Sure enough, on the forehead of the nightmare-eating tapir, traces of the forbidden curse were seen. Moreover, it was a rather harsh curse. It was five thunderbolts, and even a scumbag would never be left behind.

It seems that the exorcist family is also afraid that this matter will leak out. If these nightmare-eating tapirs are caught, they will be destroyed immediately without leaving any traces.

Li Xingshan sneered, stretched out a hand, and gently wiped the forehead of the nightmare with his finger, and the forbidden curse disappeared immediately: "I have already removed the forbidden curse of the exorcist family for you."

"Really...really?" The nightmare-eating tapir immediately kowtowed gratefully and said, "Thank you, benefactor! Thank you, benefactor!"

"I will remove the forbidden curse of the exorcist family, but..." Li Xingshan sneered and said, "I added a new forbidden curse for you. If you dare to disobey me, you will end up worse It will be a hundred times more painful when the five thunders strike the top."

The dream-eating tapir thought for a moment. It thought that it had met a living Bodhisattva, but it was actually a living hell king, so it said with a bitter face, "We little monsters are born to be bullied. As long as we can keep one Little life, I am willing to let you be driven."

Li Xingshan said lightly: "Don't worry, if you help me complete this matter, I will set you free."

The nightmare-eating tapir quickly asked, "What's the matter?"

"It's very simple," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "Since you are here to arrest my soul, then take my soul away."

"My lord, don't be joking," the dream-eating tapir said with a mournful face, "To tell you the truth, all those human souls that were taken away have disappeared without a trace. Aren't you jumping into the fire by yourself?"

"If you don't go into the tiger's lair, you won't catch the tiger's cubs. I want to see what kind of tricks they are up to," Li Xingshan said confidently, "Don't worry, since I dare to go, I will naturally have a way to escape unscathed."

The dream-eating tapir knew that he couldn't persuade him, so he nodded and said, "It's all up to the king's arrangement."

Li Xingshan didn't leave immediately, but woke up first, and saw Hu Tao was staring at him worriedly, and when he woke up, a smile appeared on his tense face: "You finally woke up! "

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