Chapter 412 Cat Wins
"This, I actually don't know much about this..."
Hermione replied in a whisper, and at the same time her pretty face turned red all the way to her neck. She even felt that her mind was becoming a little confused because her head was overheated.
"Then why are you stopping Fei Xu? We can watch it together."
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Maomao frowned, slightly dissatisfied with Hermione's behavior in stopping him, and then made a move to turn on the TV.
"1. Let's watch together?!"
Hermione was startled by Fish's suggestion and action. She waved her hands repeatedly and stopped her again: "No, no, no! This thing is not something we can see at our age. We need to be a little older!"
"Why do you have to grow up before you can watch..."
(〃`3〃)
Fish crossed his hands and said angrily: "Humans are really in trouble!"
However, although Maomao complained, he was obedient and did not try to turn on the TV again.
Because of the previous drunken incident at the Leaky Cauldron, Fish was somewhat wary of things that "you can only do when you grow up".
only……
"But Fish still wants to watch TV, meow..."
(ω)
Although Maomao didn't turn on the TV, Maomao kept glancing in the direction of the TV.
"Ahem..." Hermione cleared her throat and said, "You can watch TV if you want, but you can't watch those adult programs." She pretended to be careless and said casually: "How about I watch it with you? Well, as long as there is something on TV that we can’t watch, I will change the channel immediately.”
"Okay, okay!" As long as he could watch TV, Fish didn't bother to think about it so much. He nodded quickly and said, "Then I'll bother you, Hermione."
"Well, it's nothing. You are a guest in our house now."
Hermione showed a reserved smile and explained in a deceptive manner before walking forward and turning on the TV. She immediately switched the channel and temporarily tuned to an advertising program.
Then she walked back to the sofa and sat down next to Fish. While switching channels with the remote control, she asked: "What program does Fish want to watch? Quiz? Or late-night theater? Or a football game?"
"Is there really no more cartoons, meow?"
(●ω●)
Fei Xu still asked with some unwillingness to give up.
"It's really gone. You can see it yourself."
Hermione shrugged helplessly. She had just checked all the channels again, and except for two animated advertisements, they were all programs starring real people.
Maomao sighed helplessly, and then chose Midnight Theater.
The first thing to exclude from the quizzes is that cats don’t like anything related to words. Fish once heard Dean mention it in the dormitory. He just took a look at it and found it to be more boring than Quidditch...
After all, Quidditch still has a broom that can fly around and several balls, but football is a group of people running on the ground and there is only one ball. Fish has no interest in it at all.
In fact, what Cat wanted to watch most was a show with humans "fighting", but unfortunately Hermione wouldn't let him.
So in the end he had no choice but to play Midnight Theater.
The TV series being played at the Midnight Theater at this time is "Antony and Cleopatra", a TV series of the same name adapted from the play written by Shakespeare.
Of course, Fish didn't know who Shakespeare was, and he started watching the TV series halfway through, so he had only a partial understanding of the plot. Fortunately, Hermione, who loved reading, briefly explained to him the general content of the play.
So Fish, who is still addicted to TV, can still watch it with gusto.
"They didn't take off their clothes for this kiss, meow."
(ΦωΦ)
Maomao pointed at Anthony and Cleopatra chewing together on the TV and said to Hermione on the side.
"Well, ah, that's right... they probably... don't plan to have a baby yet..." Hermione explained stutteringly.
"Their mouths kissed together, meow!"
∑(⊙Д⊙)
Fish looked surprised: "Why do they use mouth to mouth? Fish remembers seeing Percy, Penelope, and Roger do this before, Meow...Hermione?"
(ω)
Maomao turned to look at Hermione, hoping that she could clarify his doubts.
"Uh... they are kissing. It is the most intimate way of kissing," Hermione patiently explained to Maomao. "It can only be done between male and female friends or couples."
"So kissing is so troublesome, meow?" The eye-opening kitten tilted her head and said, "Fish thought kissing was just like nuzzling and licking, meow."
On TV, Antony and Cleopatra kissed together again after a brief separation.
"This kind of kiss is very comfortable, meow? Fish seems to like them very much."
"Y-should be..."
Hermione replied eagerly, her eyes subconsciously glancing at Fish's mouth.
And Maomao caught her gaze very keenly.
"Hermione wants to kiss Fish on the mouth?"
●ω●
Maomao moved closer to the girl, and their faces were almost touching.
Looking at Fish's eyes that reflected green light in the dim environment, Hermione not only did not feel scared, but instead felt slightly intoxicated. Then, out of nowhere, she nodded her head slightly.
"So, Hermione wants to be Fish's girlfriend, meow?"
(ω)
Maomao tilted his head.
This sentence suddenly woke up the absent-minded girl. Before the shy Hermione could explain, she heard Fish say again——
"Okay, from today on, Hermione is Fish's girlfriend."
"ah……"
This sudden surprise left Hermione speechless for a moment. She opened her mouth slightly and stared blankly at the cat in front of her.
Seeing that Hermione didn't reply, Fish just opened her mouth, tilted her head and thought for a while, thinking that the other party probably wanted to kiss him, so she took the initiative to move her head towards her, and followed the way on TV, pouting, Put it on Hermione's mouth.
"Chirp."
(Φ3Φ)
"Well!!!"
Hermione, who was suddenly attacked, froze completely.
But Fei Xu, who put his mouth on it, was a little confused...
It seems like kissing on the mouth doesn’t feel particularly comfortable?
(3)
While Maomao continued to kiss Hermione, he looked at the TV, intending to learn from the people on TV...
Then Fish discovered that the two people named Antony and Cleopatra on the TV not only had their mouths touching each other, but also hugged each other, and their heads were not motionless like his and Hermione's.
(つΦ3Φ)つ
So Fish reached out his hand without hesitation, hugged the sluggish Hermione into his arms, and then began to move his head like Anthony.
Hermione finally came to her senses at this time. Of course she couldn't push Fish away, but she also reached out and hugged Maomao, and then gently bit Fish's lips.
Fish, who was just pressing his mouth against Hermione's mouth, noticed that the other person suddenly started to bite his own mouth, and immediately bit back without showing any signs of weakness...
At this time, Maomao finally found the joy of kissing.
After a fierce battle, Hermione, who was breathless from the kiss, took the initiative to push Fish away. Although the two were separated, the girl still looked at the cat lovingly.
And cats...
"Meow hahahaha! It's Feishu who wins, meow!"
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