Chapter 593 Let Me Tell a Joke

Prerequisite: You like a girl very much and want to stay with her forever. She is the most important in your heart.

The situation at the moment: You collided with another girl in the hot spring, and finally avoided the ending of Hatchet, Good Boat, but then you met another girl. In the end, you survived and got hit by your crush. .

Then ask: How should we deal with the current situation so that we can continue to maintain our favorability without declining?

Tang En's solution was... to be decisive and honest.

"I just came here."

Tang En very cleverly revealed the secret struggle with Grandia, implying that Egwin came in during the time difference after they left, and then he whispered: "Elsa is also in there, it's not convenient for me. Get in."

"Not convenient? Why?"

Aegwen was a little confused: "The hot spring pool is so big, it's enough."

My dear, I kneel down for you! The crux of the problem is not here!

Tang En didn't know what Aigwen's thinking circuit was like. Did she really not care about being honest with other women?

In fact, Tang En really guessed it right.

Of course Egwen doesn't mind. In her eyes, Tang En is her good friend. In addition, Tang En has now become the king of mankind and has a queen. She has never thought about what kind of feelings he will have for her. Because I think simply, I won't have too many worries.

Let's talk about the bathing thing. When the two of them fought against Enoch the Bone Buryer, she and Tang En had already been honest with each other. There was nothing to be embarrassed about, so at this moment, Egwen stood in front of Tang En calmly. , without any embarrassment at all, smiled and said: "Since we have met, let's get together."

Together!

Tang En's heart was beating wildly. He was taking a bath with Egwin! What a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

How could he refuse! How could you refuse! ? But—but Elsa is inside!

"It's... inconvenient for me..."

Tang En said with a smile: "After all, it's not fair to Elsa..."

Hearing this, Elsa popped her mouth out of the water, blushed and stammered: "If, if it's the king's brother, I, I don't mind..."

do not mind? Damn it, little Elsa, what do you mean? ? Don't talk nonsense or you will be misunderstood. Your grandpa and grandpa will hunt me down!

Although I'm not afraid of them, it's very embarrassing that I can't fight back!

"That'll be no problem."

Egwen smiled and took Tang En's hand and walked towards the hot spring, still muttering: "Grandia was here just now, but she soaked for too long and was a little dizzy. I'll send her off first. Let’s go back, otherwise we can all come together.”

Together? Isn't that little girl crazy?

Tang En's whole body was so stiff that he could barely walk. His left hand was pulled by Egwein and accidentally brushed against the smooth skin of her waist. Tang En's whole body suddenly trembled and his face turned red.

Heaven!

I didn’t expect that my long-cherished dream would come true so easily!

Gods! You still love me!

Tang En sincerely praised the gods in his heart, and then he and Aegwen soaked in the spring water. The distance between the two was very close. Under Tang En's deliberate control, he was almost close to Aegwen, but very close. Carefully keep a little distance.

Eggwin didn't react at all. After she sat down, she began to concentrate on washing her blond hair - even though her hair was spotless and clean, she was still very patient.

After Elsa had just made a bold statement, when she saw that Tang En was really back, she immediately squatted shyly in the water with her body in her arms, only exposing the area above her nose, and made a gurgling sound when she breathed out.

What should I do if the hot spring atmosphere is awkward with two beauties, one old and one young? One of them is a goddess whom I have a crush on! Very urgent, waiting online!

"Let me tell you a joke."

Tang En was so anxious that he immediately thought of a way to save the situation: "Let me ask you, who is the husband of the painter?"

"The painter's husband?"

Both Egwin and Elsa were stunned. What kind of joke is this? There is no beginning or end, and no hint at all.

Egwin said very honestly: "I don't know, Sanye should be a painter, but she doesn't have a husband."

Looking at Eggwin's innocent expression, Tang En already knew the result and said feebly: "...The painter's husband is an illustrator."

Elsa couldn't help but asked curiously: "Why?"

"Because...because..."

Tang En was desperate. He never expected that he would have to explain why after suppressing a dirty joke.

How do you explain this?

A simple and a bit silly elf hero, a girl who is not yet sensible, how can he have the nerve to teach them some menstrual hygiene lessons?

If you don’t understand those things, the joke will be completely meaningless!

"Well."

Only now did Tang En find out very bitterly that after being tested by the Internet for a long time, he actually didn't have any normal jokes in his mind, they were all pornographic jokes!

If you talk to veterans like Laura and Hailey, you will definitely get the best results, but if you talk to Eggwin and Elsa, you will only get a cold reception.

Just when Tang En was wondering whether he should hold back a real joke to lighten the atmosphere, Egwen changed the subject very considerately and asked: "Tang En, what are you going to do in Ronitant Kingdom? Are you trying to solve the problems on the south coast?”

"South Coast?"

Tang En was startled: "What happened to the southern coast?"

"you do not know?"

Egwen looked at him a little strangely: "The space structure on the southern coast is very fragile, and small gates of chaos often appear. This is why the City of Silver has always stayed above Ronitante."

"Then what can I do if I go?"

Tang En smiled bitterly and said: "The problem there is very serious, and repairing it is useless."

Yes, the spatial structure of the southern coast is a legacy of history. The second Chaos Invasion War broke out there. The huge Chaos Gate opened there, and the Chaos Legion spread from here to the entire world.

Although the war was victorious in the end, the aftermath of the opening of the giant Chaos Gate made the space on the southern coast extremely fragile. Micro and small Chaos Gates often appeared intermittently, and occasionally medium-sized Chaos Gates appeared. The City of Silver Because of this, I was dragged here, unable to leave at all.

Jean once tried to repair the space here, but unfortunately, the space problem is too troublesome. Repairing a small area is useless. It will soon be disturbed by the unstable space around it again, unless it can be completely repaired in one go. The entire south coast space, otherwise patching it up bit by bit would be completely useless.

"I thought you were going to investigate the situation."

Aegwin is quite optimistic about Tang En. His power has a natural restraint advantage against Chaos. It is a pity that he cannot fully utilize the power of fire yet.

Investigation? Tang En secretly glanced at the snow-white hemisphere half-immersed in the hot spring. Rather than investigating the southern coast, I wanted to investigate the reality of the central mountains.

Elsa, who was hiding next to her, looked at Egwen with a little envy. The girl was very envious of her skin and figure.

That's right, even though Aegwin's buns are not very big, they are still bigger than Elsa. Coupled with the elf's naturally tall and slender figure and fair and flawless skin, the combination is so perfect that even Elsa Shadu couldn't help but feel excited, let alone Tang En.

"It's useless to investigate the situation. I heard Jean talk about the situation there before."

Tang En changed his position and secretly peeped at Agwen from the corner of his eyes. Although it was Agwen who asked him to stay, he always felt embarrassed to see her in the open.

Egwin was deeply convinced. He gently pulled back his long hair, revealing his white neck: "Jean has made a lot of contributions to fighting Chaos. His character is very noble."

Tang En subconsciously said: "Yes, as white as snow..."

"Um?"

Tang En immediately retracted his gaze: "I mean, his character is as white as the snow on the top of the mountain."

"indeed so."

Aegwin nodded and suddenly said: "You think, if we combine the power of you, me and Jean, can we work together to solve the problem on the southern coast?"

"The three of us?"

Tang En was a little embarrassed: "I don't know, I can't guarantee the results, but there should be some effects."

Jean and Aegwin are both legendary heroes, and their power has reached the peak of the legendary realm. Although Twain does not have legendary rules and domain power, he possesses infinite magic power, and his true power is simply immeasurable. The three of them Joining forces may really be able to temporarily curb the situation on the southern coast, at least it will not let it continue to deteriorate.

Egwen refreshed his spirits, turned to Tang En and said, "Then it's settled, after we get to Ronitant and your matters are settled, we'll go to the Silver City to find Jean, and let's go to the southern coast together. .”

As a legendary hero and the representative of Nice Claire, her lifelong wish is to completely eliminate Chaos. In order to realize this wish, she has been running around Purandal. This time she can see the hope of solving the problem from Tang En. , she was very happy.

Tang En's breathing was stagnant and he swallowed with difficulty. Honey, don't face me like this. I'm under a lot of pressure!

Not long after Angus's partial hardness was lifted, the dragon woke up uncontrollably again.

"No, no problem..."

"That's great, thank you."

Aegwin smiled sweetly, and Tang En instantly felt that the entire night sky became brighter.

No more! I can't bear it anymore!

"I'll withdraw first!"

Tang En covered his crotch and fled the hot spring in embarrassment.

Only then did Elsa dare to show her head, leaned over and asked curiously: "Sister Egwen, what's wrong with Brother King?"

Egwen looked confused: "I don't know either."

have no idea?

Tang En was about to burst into tears. It was so noisy at night and he was not letting anyone sleep?