Chapter 1249: Entertainment’s Opportunity to Save the World
Tang En never thought that his cooperation with the devil would go smoothly.
The reason is simple: the devil is never a good partner.
From the fact that many people often confuse devils with devils, we can know what kind of people the devils are.
If you are not strong enough, cooperating with the devil is tantamount to seeking skin from a tiger. They may abide by the contract at the beginning, but after the contract is completed, they may turn around and happily swallow the soul of their partner.
This kind of thing happens frequently in history.
Therefore, when the devil appeared abnormal and Tang En planned to cooperate with the devil, he had already made various psychological preparations.
Among them, necessary force to deter is indispensable.
He himself can completely represent the entire human race in Purandal, including other races, but the problem now is...
"Now that the prerequisites for cooperation have been reached, we can continue to talk. But..."
The giant dragon Tang En showed a sneer: "I can represent the humans of Purandal, and even elves, giant dragons and other races. You, Demon King Balmetos, can you represent all devils?"
"Human, are you doubting my status in the abyss of purgatory?"
Balmetos's eyes suddenly became extremely cold, and he felt that his dignity had been seriously challenged.
Tang En said calmly: "No, I just want to ask if you can negotiate cooperation terms with me on behalf of the entire Purgatory Abyss."
"No need to ask, I have absolute qualifications, and besides..."
Balmetos sneered: "Don't try to use your ridiculous wisdom to provoke our internal relations... I was born to be a king and will always be a king. As long as I don't die, the devil will always be me."
Tang En glanced at the devil grand dukes around him. From their awed gazes, Tang En realized that what Balmetos said was actually true. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Just as Balmetos said, He actually wants to use some small means to destroy the relationship between devils and cooperate with a chaotic devil camp. If any party wants to become stronger, it will not miss the opportunity to win over humans, so that he can get the maximum benefit from it.
Unfortunately, Balmetos' status as Demon King is very stable and cannot be shaken.
"The demons are tightening their defenses. They may launch an attack at any time. We don't have much time and we must cooperate as soon as possible."
Tang En said slowly: "Now I will represent the tribes of Purandal, and let's talk about the rights and obligations of both parties."
"As a partner, we can provide a large amount of food to the devils who take the initiative to assist humans, including bread, pies, various meats, fruits, etc. We can promise that the devils who fight against the devils will enjoy food equivalent to Human soldiers receive first-class treatment, and all food is cooked according to first-class standards, which will definitely satisfy every devil."
provide food?
When the devil princes around him heard Tang En's words, their eyes widened and their mouths began to drool.
Although what they just said was so exaggerated and they wanted to eat humans as food, in fact, devils are not that keen on eating people. It was said a long time ago that for devils with long lives, They have no desire for the wealth and souls of mortals. They just like to have fun playing with mortals - of course, they do not have much respect for mortal lives. In their view, mortals are just a kind of humbleness. creature.
The reason why they are thirsty for souls is simply because mortal souls can be made into soul crystals so that they can experience mortal life. This is a rare way to relax in the never-ending bloody battlefield.
Among them, especially the various foods that everyone has tasted in their lives, are the ones that make devils linger the most.
The food of the devils... is really not that good.
Compared with the humans in Purandar, although the flesh and blood of monsters that devils often eat are rich in magic power, they are too lacking in various spices. No matter what kind of food they are, they are simply roasted with lava, which is almost the same as Pig food is almost the same.
In the eyes of traveler Tang En, the cooking dishes that humans in Purandal used to eat were not only lacking in creativity, but also lacked cooking techniques. The rich aroma created by the abuse of spices would only make people nauseated. As a person who came from a big foodie empire, How could he possibly appreciate Purandhar's cuisine? To say it is pig food is to flatter them.
So, what will be the reaction of the devils when they encounter the improved Purandal delicacies from Tang En?
A strange light flashed in Tang En's eyes, as if he saw an opportunity to conquer the devil with delicious food.
"Although it sounds wonderful, I have to doubt your ability."
Balmetos said lightly: "As far as I know, it is very difficult for humans in Purandal to even fill their own stomachs, let alone provide food for us. Our appetite is much larger than you think. …Of course, if you mean to use humans themselves as food, I have nothing to say.”
Why is this guy always obsessed with eating humans?
Tang En frowned and said calmly: "Your news is old Huangli. Since I cooperated with the elves, with the help of the elves druids of the Earth Goddess Temple, the food output of Purandal has increased several times. , not only can it meet the needs of the entire population, but even the wealthy can use it to raise a large number of livestock to steadily produce edible meat."
The devil's appetite is indeed considerable, and it is not easy to satisfy the devil's needs. Fortunately, the Temple of the Earth Goddess can now stably produce high-yield crop seeds, and the plant growth catalyst liquid produced by the divine magic and alchemy workshops can be stably and quickly catalyze crop maturation.
If the cost is not considered, the entire Purandar can produce an astonishing amount of food in a very short period of time to satisfy the devil's needs, which is not a problem.
"Secondly, we can provide a large amount of logistical supplies to the devils who take the initiative to assist humans as life support for the reinforcements..."
As soon as Tang En finished speaking, he heard a sharp and mocking laugh: "Humans provide us with logistical support? Guarantee our lives? It's really ridiculous! When will we need human assistance again? Our soldiers are fierce Don’t be afraid of death! Our warriors never give up!”
Tang En glanced at it with a look of disgust on his face: "Why do you have the nerve to come back?"
It was the Grand Duke of the Saw-Blade Demon who had been whipped away by his tail just now. At this moment, half of his cheek had recovered to its original state. I am afraid that it must have been hiding in a corner to heal its wounds after it took so long to come back.
"Hmph! How could Duke Dracot be defeated by a human like you!"
Dracot screamed: "Your Majesty the Demon King, please allow me to fight him on behalf of the Purgatory Abyss. The weak have no right to bargain in the Purgatory Abyss!"
"Shut up."
Balmetos glanced at it: "Aren't you embarrassed enough?"
Drakecourt may have wanted to flatter Balmetos, but it obviously flattered him on the buttocks. If it had been able to block Tang En head-on just now, Balmetos might have looked at it with admiration. Unfortunately, Tang En En just whipped it away with a flick of his tail, which made the devil clan lose face. How could the devil look good on him now?
"It makes you laugh, but what they said is true... I can't imagine what powerful logistical equipment humans can provide us with."
"That's because you've been out of touch with the world for too long."
“I’ll put this condition aside for now because I want to mention our conditions.”
Balmetos said lightly: "Humanity's wealth has no meaning to us. The only thing worthy of our care is what you have experienced in your short life, so I think it is more appropriate to use the soul to settle the settlement." , we provide assistance, and you pay for your souls. Of course, we don’t mind the souls of condemned prisoners and slaves, what do you think?”
What the devil likes most is to extract crystallized memories from the soul, and then they can experience the life of a human being in person.
Tang En raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Sorry, those souls are useful to us now, so we don't have any more for you. You should change your conditions."
"No need to change."
Balmetos said lightly: "To us, the only valuable thing in human beings is your soul. To be precise, it is the memory of your life. If even these basic conditions cannot be met, then You should face the devil’s attack alone.”
Tang En fell into thinking. It was not surprising that the devil asked for souls, but now the Hall of Valor is also collecting souls. Regardless of good or evil, kind-hearted heroic spirits can continue to live in the Hall of Valor, and can look forward to returning to Purandar to meet their families one day. , while still being able to continue saving the world.
The evil soul can be thrown into the bottom of the Hall of Valor to carry the Hall of Valor on its back and support the normal operation of the entire Hall of Valor space.
Therefore, Tang En has absolutely no extra soul to provide to the devil.
But...he noticed something.
The devils need souls because they are eyeing the memories of human beings' lives and want to quickly experience the short and wonderful life of human beings in the leisure time of fighting to achieve a relaxing effect.
So in other words, for them, the human soul is actually equivalent to a book that can be read, or stories that they can enter, for them to read or experience personally, just like spending time in virtual reality. Same as life.
Then the answer is obvious.
Devils don’t need anything. The only thing they need is actually...the construction of spiritual civilization.
That's right, these demons have been fighting demons for thousands of years. Their lives are too boring...
So……
A strange glint flashed in Tang En's eyes, as if the opportunity for entertainment to save the world has finally come?