Chapter 942 (Fourth Update) (Lead Givemepower)
There was chaos all around, and countless strange lights flickered around him in all directions...
ah! I'm back!
In confusion, Duke felt like he was back.
Back to a warm but reasonably comfortable kennel.
He graduated from college and changed from a glorious college student to a more glorious social person.
Live a fulfilling life as described by my seniors.
Because the kind and generous landlord increases the rent every year, her flower-like daughter shouts Smecta all day long, and is absolutely unwilling to favor Duke, an ordinary man who is thousands of miles away from Xiaoxianrou, so Du Ke avoided a wonderful love affair, so the single Duke decisively moved to a cleaner and tidier urban village. He lived in an independent kingdom with a single room of ten square meters for one thousand yuan, and lived almost every day at two o'clock. Hours of scenery outside the subway window.
ah!
So pleasant!
Why is there still an aunt dancing the little apple at ten o'clock in the evening?
What kind of civil aviation flight flies over at low altitude at three o'clock in the middle of the night?
What kind of grand event is the daily demolition of houses to build new houses in urban villages that start at six in the morning and rent them out to college graduates?
None of this can affect my Duke's enthusiasm to open up wasteland and fight bosses!
Damn it, now is the monthly card era!
The only one who can compete with me in reality is the electricity bill brother!
Hahahahaha!
Suddenly a mysterious female voice called Duke.
"Duke! Duke! Wake up! The world needs you! The demon combination named Kazloga and Kazak is too powerful, we can't stand it!"
Duke replied in a daze: "Kazloga? Kazak? They are all antique-level weaklings. Who can't do it alone these days? Go alone, don't call me!"
The owner of the Mysterious Voice seemed to be angry: "Damn it! I'm not telling you to dream, I'm telling you to face the demon lord in reality! That kind of fifty-foot-tall monster! Wake up quickly, as long as the world is not destroyed by the Burning Legion, Whatever you want from me will do!"
Duke's mouth clicked, and his voice was deep and magnetic: "Come on, let me swear on my conscience - I'm really not good at this job! I'm just a humble and shy person who has never even touched a girl's hand. As a boy, I haven’t even dared to eat shit since I was little, so you asked me to fight some demon lord? Are you kidding me?"
After saying that, Duke reached out his right hand in confusion and touched his left chest.
Well, I touched it.
Huh? Could it be that I have practiced dumbbells too much recently, and my chest muscles are so developed?
Soft and full of elasticity.
At this time, another mysterious queen's voice appeared.
The voice was full of sullenness and an unknown smile.
"Haha! What a coincidence! I don't dare to eat it either!"
Suddenly, without warning...
"Snapped!"
A sharp pain in his left cheek made Duke spin.
Duke…
Open your eyelids hard and wake up!
The first thing I saw was an angry Jaina and a very sullen Sylvanas.
ah! It turns out that I didn’t go back in time!
It's better not to go back. Think about it, go back and be a student in an engineering university. Before graduation, a sow competes with Diao Chan.
During the holidays, a handsome guy who finds a girl from another school shows affection, feeds him a lot of dog food, and is urged to submit his lab report.
After graduation, if you have no money or a house, you will have no girls. Even if you are handsome, it will be of no use. You might as well go to the hospital for a sterilization.
Besides, I’m not handsome yet!
Desperate!
I am desperate for this world that abuses dogs!
Although here in Azeroth, even toothbrushes, toothpaste, and toilet paper have to be researched by opening the talent in the technology tree, and there is a crisis of world destruction every three or five years, but at least here I have status, ability, and ability. Harem!
Thinking of this, Duke sat up on the bed, raised his face to the sky at a 45-degree angle, and a drop of crocodile tears fell from the corner of his left eye!
The earth is too miserable, I still won’t go back!
Queen Xi thought about what would happen if she slapped Duke awake. Maybe Duke will be like a wronged little daughter-in-law, maybe Duke will be noisy, but I hope the Queen will not be afraid of any situation.
Only Duke was now uncharacteristically silent and crying... Could it be that I disturbed the repair of his magic circuit?
Thinking of this, the fearless Queen Xi panicked.
Ignoring the unreliable night elves, Duke is already considered the last trump card of the Alliance and the Horde. If something goes wrong on Duke's side, the world might really end!
"Duke! I, I didn't mean to wake you up. The battle situation... is too critical!" Queen Xi unknowingly had a hint of crying and pleading in her voice.
"Is it critical...?" Duke seemed to be talking to himself.
"Well, the battle losses of the soldiers have exceeded 40%. None of the strong men of the coalition died, but most of them were injured. The key is that we can't defeat the two demon lords. Now it is Mograine and Kane who are in front. Stay." Jaina said at a very fast speed.
Duke suddenly fell silent, and after three seconds, he suddenly came back to his senses and pulled the hands of Queen Xi and Jaina somewhat nonsensically: "Wait until we defeat Archimonde this time! If you are still alive, I will always be with the people I love and the people who love me..."
The first half of Duke's sentence was fine, but the last sentence made Queen Xi furious.
etc!
Why are you still together?
Forget it, the three of us sisters packed up. Ilucia was ahead of me, and I tolerated it. Do you still want to add those messy women with cats and dogs?
Queen Xi suddenly smiled, with a flowery smile and a bright smile: "Duke?"
"Um?"
"Your body, are you sure it's okay? Like the magic circuit or something."
"It's okay!" Duke, who didn't know that a disaster was coming, seemed to be stupid and didn't wake up.
Then justice came from heaven, and Queen Xi slapped Duke on the right side of his face.
"You little bastard——"
"ah--"
This scene left others stunned.
Queen Xi suddenly stood up, strode to the door, and suddenly stopped. She put one hand on the door frame and did not look back: "Although you are a bastard, but for the sake of your possible contribution to saving the world, I agreed... but I warn you not to go too far, otherwise I will incite you when the time comes. My sisters will leave you together."
After saying that, Queen Xi strode out of the door and walked away as if running away.
As soon as Queen Xi left, Gianna withdrew the hand held by Duke like lightning, stood up proudly, flicked the cloak behind her, and turned around: "Haha! Duke*Marcus, you too You think too highly of yourself! You actually want to pack away two queens at once? Who do you think I am? I am the noble Queen of Kul Tiras - Jaina Proudmoore! There is no way I can commit myself to a random harem The bastard!"
After that, a [Flash] appeared and the body flashed out of the corridor.
A few seconds later, Jaina's vague voice floated from a distance: "If you can help me get revenge, maybe we can do something else..."
"Uh, why are one and two of them so arrogant all of a sudden?"