Chapter 1505 I'm Drunk Again!

"Snoring, snore..."

It was just dawn, and the light golden sunlight passed through the window, casting circles of light on the curtains, making the whole bedroom bright again.

"Hmm... why is the octopus snoring again... disturbing my sweet dreams."

Li Jiayu rubbed her eyes and complained with dissatisfaction, because the octopus was not only snoring, but also grinding its teeth!

The octopus used to snore occasionally, but that was when it was having an erotic dream. Now the octopus's snoring is louder than two years ago, which clearly shows that it is dreaming about something shameful and disgusting!

"This pervert, I kindly let it sleep next to me, but it actually had the nerve to have an erotic dream for me, go to hell!"

Li Jiayu looked at the octopus sleeping soundly on her thighs, twisted her eyebrows in disdain, then moved her body and kicked it off the bed with one foot!

With a "thump", the octopus rolled under the dresser, but it didn't wake up, but smacked its lips, sleeping more soundly, and drooling all over the floor.

"Hmm...delicious...delicious...another bowl..."

Hearing the octopus's silly sleep talk, Li Jiayu couldn't help but be angry and laughed. Thinking of the octopus's selfless rescue yesterday, her resentment towards the octopus faded a lot, and she felt tender, so she wanted to get out of bed and pick it up again, murmuring:

"I thought you were having an erotic dream...it turns out you just dreamed of delicious food...actually, the octopus is quite cute, it would be great if you could change your lustful habits..."

But before Li Jiayu finished her words, the octopus's obscene voice, which resembled Crayon Shin-chan, came again:

"One bowl is not enough...hehe...another bowl...thank you master...you can just pee in my mouth in the future...it's so inconvenient to always use a bowl to hold your urine..."

Li Jiayu was stunned for a moment!

The rare tenderness that had arisen was instantly extinguished, replaced by strong shame, anger and despair!

She clenched her fists, her face flushed, and she whispered with gritted teeth:

"I am such an idiot... I actually still have expectations for it... Its head is full of pornography and heavy tastes, what else can it have... Hold it back... After all, it just saved me yesterday... I won't go over and cut it into pieces and steam and braise it, at least spare it this time!"

Li Jiayu took a few deep breaths and finally suppressed her anger. She couldn't help but be angry. This dead octopus is ten thousand times more obscene and vulgar than Yang An. Yang An can at least pretend to be a gentleman, at least he doesn't use force on her, but what about the octopus? The octopus even thinks about drinking urine in his erotic dreams. How embarrassing!

Even if you are a loser, you don't have to be such a loser, right? This is the biggest blow. If you have some shameless erotic dreams, Li Jiayu can still accept it, after all, she is used to it. But you are thinking about eating underwear and drinking urine... Then you should just be an octopus for the rest of your life!

"Well... Am I disappointed in someone who is not as good as me... Strange, why would I think so? Do I wish the octopus could be like a normal man and have some normal sexual fantasies? But if the octopus doesn't eat underwear or drink urine... Wouldn't it be more aggressive? I really think too much... Maybe it's good for it to maintain the status quo... Well, seeing that it was so brave yesterday, should I reward it with a bowl of food to surprise it..."

Li Jiayu thought about it, as if she really didn't give much back to the octopus. Others keep pets and as long as cats and dogs act cute, the owner will buy cat food, dog food, milk, beef to reward them, but Li Jiayu either beats and scolds the octopus or uses it as a meat shield... …

Looking back now,

rather than saying she was the master, it would be better to say she was the slave owner, who was squeezing the poor slaves to death and not letting them eat and dress well…

Thinking of this, Li Jiayu actually felt a little guilty. Hmm, should she reward it with a bowl? Although it was shameful…but compared to the octopus sacrificing for her again and again, it didn’t seem to matter…

“Hehehe…delicious…delicious…Master, I’ve had enough…I want to eat something…why don’t you squat on top of my head again…”

“Shua”

Li Jiayu’s face instantly turned blood red, white smoke came out of her forehead, her scarlet eyes stared at the octopus with murderous intent, the overwhelming and fierce killing intent almost tore the octopus to pieces!

"I... I'm such an idiot! I actually wanted to reward it with a bowl of urine, damn octopus, I swear I will kill you when you wake up! Don't even think about sleeping with me again! No, I won't let you touch me, you disgusting octopus!"

Li Jiayu certainly understood what the octopus was talking about in his sleep. Bastard, you have such little ambition. It's fine if you want to drink urine, but you're still pushing it too far. Why don't you just go to the girls' bathroom!

The octopus made Li Jiayu feel sick and she lost all sleep. She was about to get up when she found something cool and sticky on her thigh. She touched it and found it was the octopus' saliva...

"It's so disgusting. It drooled while sleeping on my legs!"

Li Jiayu was furious and glared at the octopus again. She picked up a pillow from the bedside and threw it at the octopus' head. But the octopus was still snoring. It was obviously dreaming about some climax and was enjoying the meal...

Li Jiayu turned her head away, unable to bear to look at the perverted dead octopus. It drank urine so happily in the dream. She was really defeated by it!

Looking at the light red saliva on his palms and thighs, Li Jiayu sighed helplessly: "It's sticky, I need to take a shower. I really miss the past... just do a purification technique, there is no need to take a shower..."

Li Jiayu has now suffered severe injuries. Although her flesh and blood have regenerated and no scars can be seen on her shoulders, the corrosive power of time still remains in her body, completely imprisoning her power and preventing her from exerting any magical powers.

Even her space ring was shattered and collapsed, and everything was gone, including a bunch of previous collections, those incomparably precious demigod-level magic cores were gone, and most importantly, even her The scepter of light and the long dress of light are gone too!

If the bright dress was still there, it would at least have the effect of "purifying dirt", but for now... it's better to go to the bathroom honestly.

I yawned and got out of bed, put on my slippers, dragged them all the way to the bathroom, locked the door behind me, took off my pajamas, unbuttoned my underwear, and then opened the shower head. Soon steam was everywhere. With the beautiful hot mist...

This house is very tasteful and well decorated. It can be seen that the original owner has a lot of research on oriental classical architectural culture. Even the decoration of this bathroom is engraved with dragon and phoenix patterns.

It didn't take long for Li Jiayu to finish washing. She didn't have the bad habit of those nymphomaniac girls washing for half an hour. As long as she could rinse it off, it was enough.

"Uh... Oops, I forgot to bring a change of clothes..."

Li Jiayu turned off the showerhead and realized that there were no spare clothes. The original clothes were all wet by the showerhead...

There was nothing she could do about it. When she used the shower head, it sprayed all over the clothes, and the clothes were hung very close together, so it would be strange not to get wet from the spray.

Li Jiayu, who was definitely unable to wear the wet clothes, looked around helplessly, and finally focused on the bathroom cabinet.

After rummaging through it, I actually found a box of sterilized bath towels. In fact, these were prepared by the original owner. After all, the original owner was also a man. He often brought friends home for the night, and even took women home for one-night stands. This was a spare. He must have plenty of disinfectant bath towels.

"Well... there is no other way, just make do with it, and go out to find some clothes to change later... The octopus sleeps like a pig and shouldn't wake up to peek..."

Li Jiayu picked up the bath towel and wiped her wet hair and body. After wiping away the water stains, she wrapped a new bath towel horizontally around her body, covering her plump breasts and the small half of her ivory thighs. Although the vital parts are blocked, only the attractive white shoulders and collarbones and big white legs are exposed, which is enough to arouse people.

"This bath towel is too short, I almost can't wrap it up... Well, it seems to have grown a little bit bigger recently, which is really annoying. I can't eat papaya anymore... It seems that the reason for the increase now is that I want that again, right? ...I'll have to think of a way to squeeze out the milk later... Otherwise, if the octopus finds out, it won't die of nosebleeds because it keeps pestering me every day... Damn it, I want to give it to the octopus just thinking about it. Vomited…"

Li Jiayu's wine will only be drunk by the women close to her. It's not that she looks down on octopus, it's just that she has a knot in her heart and can't accept octopus.

"Click"

The door opened, and Li Jiayu, wrapped in a bath towel and sexy, walked to the living room with hot mist.

She wanted to change some clothes, but halfway there, she noticed the large refrigerator in the living room.

"I'm a little thirsty after sleeping all night... let's go see what's good to drink first!"

Li Jiayu is also a foodie, and his appetite increases every time he is injured. The supper he had last night has been completely digested, and now he is greedy again.

Her eyes lit up, and she happily ran to open the refrigerator and saw a dazzling array of food. Wow, the original owner of this house was such a good person. He prepared so many delicious foods!

But Li Jiayu was thirsty, so without thinking, she picked up a glass bottle of drink with English written all over it, opened the lid and smelled it, well, there was a mellow milk smell, it must be milk, right?

Li Jiayu raised his head and drank the bottle of milk cleanly. Well, not bad, it tastes sweet and delicious, which is my favorite taste...

Well……

But why am I feeling dizzy all of a sudden...

Li Jiayu's cheeks turned extremely red in an instant, her whole body was hot, and she was in a daze, as if she was drunk, and her body was unsteady and teetering.

"Danglang"

The bottle containing milk fell to the ground, but I saw "" written in English on it!

That is to say...

This is actually a bottle of milk beer!

Milk beer is also wine. Although it does not taste like beer, it is actually much more powerful than beer. Ordinary people will not get drunk after drinking two or three large bottles of beer, but they may become drunk after drinking a large bottle of milk beer!

Can Li Jiayu drink?

Obviously not!

She is a drunkard, just one glass of white wine can make her drunk until dawn in no time!

"It's over... it turned out to be beer... so vicious... People in this world actually mixed beer and milk to trick me... full of malice... No, you must not be drunk. If you are drunk, wait until the octopus comes out to see you. If I'm like this... I might do something disgusting again... I'm not wearing any underwear..."

After experiencing those two drunkennesses, Li Jiayu's alcohol resistance has improved a little. At least he won't lie down immediately and can still struggle to save himself.

She tried her best to open her hazy drunken eyes, and frantically searched in the refrigerator again. Finally, she found a bottle of canned sobering tea inside!

There is always a way out!

With only a trace of reason left, Li Jiayu, breathing rapidly, opened the can as quickly as possible, raised his head and poured the sobering tea down his throat!

After drinking the sobering tea, there was a "bang" and the can fell to the ground. At the same time, Li Jiayu also collapsed on the ground with a "plop", feeling dizzy. Although she could guarantee that she would not pass out drunk, she had also fallen into In a state of deep drunkenness.

Just then!

Without warning——

There was a sound of the air being torn apart.

Li Wuxin finally appeared in the living room!

Li Jiayu's earwheels moved, and she obviously felt something, but she was already so drunk that she was weak. She had no way to be on guard, let alone make any vigilant actions. If a lustful person came to touch her at this time, , she can't even resist.

"This is it. Sure enough, there is a strong demonic aura... This demonic aura also has a faint smell of sea. That's right, it is undoubtedly the octopus demon!"

Li Wuxin sniffed. His sense of smell was so sharp that he could smell the faint sea smell of octopus at once. Moreover, his cultivation level was unpredictable. Of course, he could tell from the smell of octopus that octopus was a top-notch monster. Twenty years ago, the Dragon Emperor, Insect Emperor, and Demon Emperor he encountered when he went to pacify the Three Realms were all terrifying!

"Such a big demon is actually hiding in this densely populated city... What is his plan? Unfortunately, all your plans came to naught when you encountered me!"

Li Wuxin put his guard up, and with a clang, the strange long sword behind him automatically fell into his palm as if it was alive. At the same time, it was accompanied by the buzzing sound of the sword, which was obviously going to accompany the owner on a killing spree.

Even if Li Wuxin can level the three realms and reach the pinnacle of immortality through his cultivation, he does not dare to take it lightly at this moment. After all... that is an epic demon. If he is not careful, Li Wuxin may also be in danger. It does not matter if he is in danger. I'm just afraid that the fighting will affect the civilians in this city and cause innocent deaths and injuries!

One step, two steps, three steps...

Li Wuxin held his breath and walked slowly towards the bedroom...

But at this moment, Li Jiayu, who was not far away, stood up unsteadily, glanced at Li Wuxin's back with drunken eyes, and murmured drunkenly:

"You...are you Yang An?"

"scare?"

Actually a living person?

Li Wuxin's heart suddenly shook!

When he arrived just now, he had already noticed the presence of Li Jiayu behind the sofa, but he found Li Jiayu lying on the ground. He thought that Li Jiayu was a poor girl who had been kidnapped by a big demon to collect supplements, and he was afraid that she had been exhausted from the supplements. Even to the point of death, there is no way to save him.

But I didn't expect...

She can actually get up and talk. Uh, no, hasn't she been harvested yet?

When he was frightened, Li Wuxin turned around suddenly!

In an instant, Li Wuxin felt that his heart was twitching violently, as if he had been hit hard by a 100,000-volt electric shock device. His heart almost jumped into his throat! (To be continued, this text is provided by the Dawn Update Team x-on:我爱小Wowt. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)