Chapter 1231 Come and Play Games with Me!

Lin Jia rushed to the window at the speed of a 100-meter sprint and looked out. He saw an amazing scene!

On the road less than 80 meters ahead——

A motorcycle overturned on the ground, and the three people on the car rolled to the side and were knocked unconscious. The remaining two brothers quickly stopped the motorcycle and ran to check. The scene was in chaos...

And on the ground, there were some glass fragments reflecting light!

Needless to say, those glass fragments must be the fragments of the glass cup that Li Jiayu had just thrown out!

Li Jiayu actually used a glass cup to knock out the tough guy driving a motorcycle 80 meters away. The car overturned and the man fell down, so embarrassed!

"You, what are you doing!"

"Just playing, who let those people make such a noise to disturb my sleep!" Li Jiayu turned his head, a trace of cunning flashed in his clear and crystal red eyes, and a mischievous smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Is he, are they okay..." Lin Jia was embarrassed. He really wanted to get angry at Li Jiayu, but Li Jiayu had already shown mercy. If she really wanted to kill him, then the brothers would not just have a glass cup hitting their heads.

Fortunately, the tall and strong man wore a safety helmet when driving the motorcycle. Otherwise, if he was hit by a glass cup full of brute force, his skull would be shattered. If he didn't die, he would have a severe concussion. Look at the shape of the glass cup that collided with the safety helmet. You should know how strong the impact of the glass cup is...

Lin Jia's heart was scared again. Li Jiayu's throwing skills were too amazing. The first time she threw the alarm clock, it flew a hundred meters and smashed the BMW luxury car. This was reasonable. After all, the BMW was parked and not moving. But now, the brothers are riding bicycles at medium speed!

"It's okay, just a small punishment, no more."

Li Jiayu turned around, clapped her hands, and sat lazily on the bed again, staring at the dumbfounded Lin Jia with her eyelids drooping:

"I just woke up, my bones are itchy... Come and stretch my muscles with me."

"Please spare me, the legal society does not allow casual fighting. It's okay to hurt me, but it's not good if you break the electrical appliances at home or hurt the flowers and plants..."

Lin Jia's forehead was sweating again. What a joke, if she fought with Li Jiayu, she would definitely die. Don't look at her tender and smooth hands, as delicate as jade, but in fact, these hands are more lethal than the chainsaw in "The Chainsaw Killer". If Lin Jia was touched lightly, I'm afraid her bones would be broken into powder!

"Weakling, you don't even have the courage to fight, are you still a man?" Li Jiayu raised a trace of disdain at the corner of her mouth.

"Please, men have nothing to do with fighting. The times are progressing rapidly. What matters is a sustainable development path of harmony and civilization. We are all civilized people. Of course, we should keep pace with the times and be polite and courteous. Fighting at every turn is what martial artists do. They should either become martial arts coaches or be asked by the police uncle to pick up soap in the prison... As for fighting and killing, that is what gangsters do. We can't be like gangsters who have no taste, are unruly and do not do their jobs... We need harmony, humility, and friendship..." Lin Jia nags like a fly, and at the same time takes a few steps back to keep a safe distance from Li Jiayu.

"Tsk, coward!"

Li Jiayu looked at the timid Lin Jia, but didn't continue to kill him. He walked over, bumped Lin Jia with his shoulder, and went out to the toilet.

"Huh, this girl is so hard to please.

She eats my food and lives my house. Not only did she cause my brothers to be nearly killed, but I almost became her human sandbag... This life is simply unbearable!"

Lin Jia felt that he was under increasing pressure. At this moment, he really had an urge to call the police. The police had so many guns in their hands, they would definitely be able to subdue Li Jiayu...

But why call the police? Li Jiayu hadn't committed a crime yet. Even if the time traveler was an illegal citizen or a smuggler, there was no need to point a gun at her. Moreover, once Lin Jia exposed her whereabouts, she would be waiting for endless troubles and whirlpools. How could Lin Jia watch a little girl fall into the fire pit...

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At the same time, Lin Jia's friends who fell off the motorcycle were wailing and getting up from the ground. They felt that their internal organs were churning. They were really badly injured and had their skin rubbed in many places. Although they couldn't be said to have broken bones, they had to go to the hospital for disinfection and examination. It would take at least ten days and a half a month to recover.

"Gao, Gao Xiang, are you okay!"

The brothers nervously helped the tough guy up from the ground, took off his helmet, and shook his body to call out passionately.

"It's okay... just a little dizzy..."

Gao Xiang rolled his eyes, panted a few times, touched the back of his head with his hand, and looked at Lin Jia's house with worried and fearful eyes, and said:

"It seems that we really offended the martial arts master... I knew that Tianshan Tonglao would never let me go so easily! Brothers, quickly pull up the motorcycle and run for your life!"

When everyone heard this, they suddenly became alert. They didn't care how much skin they had worn out or which parts of their clothes were torn. They directly picked up the motorcycle that was not seriously damaged. They didn't even bother to pick up the helmet. They hurriedly straddled it, "boom boom boom" and stepped on the accelerator desperately, leaving at an extremely fast speed. They were really scared, afraid that if they were a little slower, the "Tianshan Child-Father" who was determined to kill them all would use the "Tianshan Six Yang Palm" to hit them...

Even if they fled, they dared not expose the matter of "Tianshan Tonglao" in a short time, for fear that they would provoke retaliation from "Tianshan Tonglao" if they said something mean.

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When going to the toilet, Li Jiayu felt strange!

Hey, wait…

Why do I have to squat to pee?

Li Jiayu was stunned, staring at the toilet in a daze, touching the empty space between his legs, and muttered:

"I remember that I used to pee standing up... But if I pee standing up now, my pants will get wet..."

Something vaguely came to mind, but it soon became unclear. Anyway, Li Jiayu felt that peeing while sitting would be very strange, and his whole body was not comfortable.

This is not Li Jiayu's fault. Li Jiayu used to be a legendary dark summoner who could completely absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to maintain his life, and he had a "leak-free true body" and would not leak any vitality. Naturally, he did not need to excrete, and he saved all the bowel movements.

However, Li Jiayu still retained a little bit of conditioned reflex. She vaguely remembered that the last time she urinated, she must have stood up. After all, she had been standing up to pee for 20 years and had become accustomed to it.

After hesitating for a long time, Li Jiayu finally did not pee standing up. Instead, she unbuckled her belt with a slightly red face, took off her pants, and sat on the toilet to pee...

After peeing, just when she was about to put her pants back on, Li Jiayu was stunned again. She was still wet down there!

Damn, returning to the mortal world is troublesome!

Li Jiayu reached out her hand and touched it awkwardly. It was wet and cool. She had no choice but to look around. Then her eyes lit up and she reached out to tear off a few tissues and used them to wipe...

"Gurgle Gurgle"

After flushing the toilet, Li Jiayu went to wash her hands, but her face was full of disgust:

"It's so troublesome. Why is it so difficult to go to the toilet? You have to sit and wipe. Women are really annoying... I obviously hate women, but why am I a woman? I really don't understand..."

"Damn it! It's more comfortable to pee standing up..."

After washing her face, Li Jiayu felt refreshed and full of endless power. She was eager to vent all her energy.

"Lin Jia! Come here, I have something to ask you!" Li Jiayu shouted into the room after leaving the bathroom.

"Sister Daxie, please tell me if you have anything to say. Are you tired of eating noodles and want to go out to eat something else..."

"Who wants to go out to eat! Look at all the strange props and electrical appliances in your house. I think the technological level of this world should be very high, right?"

"Oh, Sister Daxie is so high-end and fashionable. She even knows the word 'technological level'. I admire you." Lin Jia praised her endlessly. In his opinion, Li Jiayu, a girl from the fairy world, should not have been exposed to technological appliances.

"Is there a machine prop that can help me pee while standing? I feel that sitting is awkward, and wiping is a waste of time..."

"Puff!"

Lin Jia was shocked when he heard this, and looked up and down at Li Jiayu with a rich expression, focusing his eyes on her legs, and then shook his head like a drum, saying in a muffled voice:

"No, absolutely not!"

"Didn't you say that modern technology is omnipotent! Why can't it help me solve this small urination problem? I want to pee while standing!"

"This really doesn't work... Modern women like to squat or sit to pee, so no scientist has invented that kind of thing. Well, it seems that Japan does have this legendary prop, but it is very imperfect and very troublesome. If you are not careful, you will leak urine all over your legs..."

"Forget it!"

Li Jiayu restrained her smile and put on her signature cold and arrogant expression again, saying:

"It's so boring, I'll give you two choices... First, accompany me to move my muscles, I want to warm up well, second, take me to find a group of "young and dangerous" you said, beating up young and dangerous is not against the law, right? I want to beat them so that they can't take care of themselves. Third, take me to find the so-called "martial arts masters" and "martial arts coaches". I want to beat ten of them alone to see how strong the fighting power of earthlings is. "

"Ah?"

"Stop talking nonsense, three options, which one do you choose? I have nothing to do now, I want to find some fun to vent my energy!"

Lin Jia rolled her eyes in embarrassment, this restless aunt, you have to stir up trouble and make people restless after you have enough sleep and drink?

First, Lin Jia would rather die than be a human punching bag for Li Jiayu. Second, the gangsters also have human rights. Although they are wrong, they cannot recommend Li Jiayu to beat them up. That would make them die unjustly. Third, Lin Jia really doesn't know where there are martial arts schools in Suicheng. Even if there are, most of them are Taekwondo schools, and they are full of third-rate Taekwondo teachers. They are not that strong. If they really fight with Li Jiayu, they will definitely be defeated in one move. Even if ten of them fight together, they will lose miserably and have to be hospitalized for more than half a year, unable to take care of themselves!

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