Chapter 59 Pay Attention to the Image!

Who is this?

Ye Jing collapsed.

Fuck you, what kind of steel straight man is this?

The old lady has such a routine, how can you still confidently pick up the words 'your mother is dead'?

Beside them, Fatty and Erxi, who had already been attracted by the movement of the two, couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Erxi looked at her roommate and her best friend Ye Jing, with four words flashing in her eyes: Did the car overturn?

But fat people are different.

He secretly gave Chen Lang a thumbs up.

Brother Lang, Niubi, the character of the steel straight man not only did not collapse, but it was very stable!

As Chen Lang's small hair, Fatty knows how many routines Chen Lang has.

As the saying goes, attacking the army and attacking the heart is the highest priority. When Lang Ge and men are together, they are basically the most humorous, likable, honest, friendly, and convincing characters in the team.

But when she's with a woman, it's another story.

A straight man of steel who never licks a dog improperly.

But the girls that Brother Lang flirts with are all goddess-level. This kind of girl is used to licking dogs, but she has no defense against people like Brother Lang.

Just go on the routine so slowly, and in the end, few girls can escape Brother Lang's routine.

What does Straight Man of Steel represent?

In the eyes of many women, a straight man of steel not only means boring, but also means that the man is clean, he will not be affectionate with other women, and he will not be liked by other girls, and this kind of man, likes I just like it, I don't know how to do routines, so I don't need to be defensive about this kind of man.

It is this psychological problem that makes Brother Lang not only change girlfriends frequently, but even if he becomes a scumbag, other women will only pity him and not feel that he is scumbag.

Truly the pinnacle of the scum world.

Fatty admired secretly in his heart, and looked at Ye Jing with strange eyes.

Sister, don't blame my brother for not reminding you, you are really annoying.

......

After the meal, Fatty took Erxi for a walk, leaving only Chen Lang and sister Ye Jing on the grill.

Chen Lang took a can of beer, sat on the front of the Aston Martin while drinking, and lay down.

Beside her, Ye Jing looked at the sky and said with emotion, "The starry sky is so beautiful today."

Chen Lang's mouth twitched, he was in the magic capital, do you see your starry sky?

I looked up and saw, besides the moon, where did the stars come from?

"Come on, lie down here too!"

Chen Lang patted the roof of the car.

Ye Jing was stunned, and then carefully imitated Chen Lang to lie in the car, looking up at the sky, her eyes rolled, and she said, "Sure enough, lying on the roof of an Aston Martin, looking at the stars is even more special. charming."

"You drink too much." Chen Lang said.

"I do not have!"

Ye Jing turned her head and said blushing, "I can still drink."

The corner of Chen Lang's mouth twitched again.

Are all girls so active now?

"I can't drink anymore, I have to do things later." Chen Lang shook his head.

"What are you doing?" Ye Jing was curious.

"Of course it's something you love to do!" Chen Lang looked into Ye Jing's eyes and smiled mysteriously.

Ye Jing bit her lip, she could hear what Chen Lang meant, but it was too direct, she was at a loss for a while.

Seeing this, Chen Lang did not hesitate, and silently stretched out his hand.

"Well....."

......

After a few minutes.

"Brother Lang, we are back."

"ah!"

Ye Jing shuddered, slipped off the roof of the car, and landed on the ground.

"Jing Jing!"

Wang Erxi ran over quickly and helped Ye Jing up. Seeing Ye Jing's clothes were messy and covered in dirt, she felt a little stunned for a while.

Is the clothes that can be thrown messy?

"Where is the injury?" Chen Lang got up and asked gently.

"There is a branch, and it scratched my hand." Ye Jing rubbed her palm, raised a finger, and scratched a thin bloodstain on her finger.

"Your clothes are so dirty and your hands are scratched, let's go, I'll take you to clean up."

Chen Lang opened his mouth, then turned to look at Fatty, and said, "I've been drinking, the car is left to you, you can take Erxi back."

"okay!"

Erxi hesitated to speak, but seeing Ye Jing's aggrieved look, she finally sighed.

......

On the 'third' day, Chen Lang walked out of the hotel with Ye Jing early in the morning.

A car was stopped on the side of the road, Ye Jing took a step forward and was about to hug Chen Lang, but Chen Lang took a step back.

"Watch your image!"

"???"

Are you him?

Ye Jing looked at Chen Lang in disbelief.

The old lady accompanies you for a day or two nights. When you go out, you will pay attention to your image?

"Oh, right!"

Chen Lang rubbed his waist, raised his brows, and said, "I'm going to Hangzhou, and I won't be back in a short time. Then Aston Martin was driven to your school by the fat man, and I don't have time to drive it. I'll send it to you, the car key should be in Erxi's hand, let's meet again by fate."

After all, Chen Lang got in the car, closed the door, and quickly said to the driver: "Master, go away, this woman wants me to forgive her for cheating."

"what?"

The driver was startled, and then angrily said: "No wonder you were at the door of the hotel early in the morning, it seems that you are here to catch the adulterer. Do you want to forgive me for cheating? There is no door, brother, do it well!"

A kick of the throttle.

woo woo woo woo!

Like a gust of wind, the taxi vanished in front of Ye Jing.

Ye Jing stared blankly at this scene, and after a long time, she said angrily, "Go on, bastard, scumbag, scum, fuck you!"

After scolding, she breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, an uncle who walked out of the hotel couldn't help laughing and said: "Little girl, falling in love is both sad and hurting. I think you are so beautiful, why can't you think about it? You think, who is not sleeping with? What? You can't sleep with him, and it hurts your heart and body. Why don't you come with me? I think you are still a student, right? In the future, the uncle will give you 10,000 yuan for living expenses every month, how about you? ?"

"roll!"

Ye Jing gave the uncle a cold look and said disdainfully, "He slept with me for a day and gave me an Aston Martin worth seven million. What are you?"

After saying that, Ye Jing also turned around and left.

The uncle looked sluggish, touched his almost bald head, and said to himself, "This is a car worth seven million? How good is college life now?"

......

"Brother, your condolences!"

In the taxi, the driver said with a look of grief and indignation: "Women are like this now, hate!"

Ugh?

Master, do you have a story?

Chen Lang was stunned for a moment, then continued to rub his waist.

The driver glanced at the rear-view mirror and said in surprise: "No, brother, didn't you come here to catch a rape? Why are you rubbing your waist?"

"Be beaten!"

Chen Lang said casually: "It's like the kidney was kicked hard by someone, I guess I don't have any desire to have sex for at least a month. But this is also good, it can also make me forget it earlier. This relationship."

"Brother, you can do whatever you want."

The driver's master played a lot, and said with emotion: "I think...forget it, I don't want to."