Chapter 3 Your Mother Is Hungry to Eat Tree Bark

What is simple and rude?

Chen Lang directly opened the ranking list of the live broadcast platform and selected the two most popular people.

Chen Lang had already investigated it clearly.

One is a male game anchor named Long Aotian. He broadcasts lol or eats chickens on weekdays, and sometimes plays some simple and relaxing games. However, because of his irritable personality, he can always fight people, so watch His live broadcast is definitely not boring. Many people watch the live broadcast just to join in the fun.

The other is a female anchor named Feng Nuan Nuan. The types of live broadcasts of this female anchor are more complicated, such as outdoor, games, food, and even singing.

However, because of her beautiful appearance and delicate voice, many people watched it.

Both of them are from grass roots, although they are popular, they have no background.

After identifying the target, Chen Lang took out the written program and quickly operated on the keyboard with both hands. After a while, he began to wait for the opportunity.

Five minutes, ten minutes, and finally, Long Aotian made it to the finals. His strength is absolutely beyond doubt. It can kill a dozen or so even if it is open, which is really brave.

And at this critical moment, suddenly, the computer freezes and the game crashes.

"I'm your mother, what's the situation? You're going to break down sooner or later, and you'll break it for me now?"

Long Aotian scolded suddenly, and then quickly logged into the game, but his client had been manipulated by Chen Lang, and he couldn't get in no matter what.

In this wave, Long Aotian's mentality exploded.

The audience in his live broadcast room was also bombed with him.

"666666"

"There must be a high-tech plug-in on the opposite side, the kind that directly makes the opponent drop the line, hahaha!"

"Aotian don't cry, stand up...!"

"..."

"Cry your mother sells the batch, trash game, okay, brothers, that's all for today, let's go, see you tomorrow." Long Ao said scoldingly when the weather was annoyed.

down?

Beautiful!

Chen Lang operated the keyboard again, and it was done after a while.

Long Aotian clicked the mouse, but the live broadcast couldn't be closed. He was really angry with this wave.

"Is this a virus in the computer?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a lot of web pages popped up, one of which was Chen Lang's page game buffer interface.

"Fuck?"

Long Aotian was stunned, he quickly clicked and closed many webpages, but when he clicked on Chen Lang's page game, the page game had been buffered.

hum!

A crisp voice sounded, startling Long Aotian, and then a beautiful picture of Page Tour appeared in front of him.

The background music sounded slowly, and the screen slowly changed.

First, an old man appeared in the picture, and the artist was absolutely five-star. Although the old man did not look very good, his sense of realism, the unique temperament of the old man, was undoubtedly revealed.

The old man's eyes stared straight at the screen, which made Long Aotian feel like he was chatting on video.

Then the old man spoke.

"Child, your mother is hungry to eat tree bark, do you still want to be indifferent?" The old man's voice was vicissitudes and sadness, and there was a feeling of hating it.

In terms of sound, five stars!

During the conversation, the screen changed, and a loving look appeared, it was a middle-aged woman, the woman was tattered and thin, looking at the screen with a painful face, she said with a forced smile: "Child, mother is fine, don't listen to the village chief, Go after your dreams."

"I'll go to your dream!" Long Aotian was stunned.

The picture is too real, and he always feels that the eyes of the two people in this game are looking at him.

What kind of bullshit is this?

"Son, I heard that the professional adults in the town have come to teach in the village. As long as you pass his test, you can get a weapon. With a weapon, you can go hunting, so that you can become a great one in the future. Professional, your mother doesn't have to go hungry with you." The village chief continued to say in his vicissitudes of life.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"..."

At this moment, not only Long Aotian, but also countless cries broke out in his live broadcast room.

What game is this? Send a mom to the start?

Who is planning? I can't wait to kill you, are you really not afraid of death?

Long Aotian was stunned.

Then, he saw countless barrages appearing in the barrage to let him continue playing.

"Aotian, go find food for your mother."

"You unfilial son, look at how starving your mother is. Has your conscience been eaten by a dog?"

"Swipe the plane and play, this game is a bit interesting."

"Give you a rocket and play with it!"

"..."

Some of the barrages criticized him, some ridiculed him, but many wanted him to continue the live broadcast.

Looking at the game interface, Long Aotian took a deep breath.

He knows that even with this popularity, he can't close it today, and once the game is closed, there will be no doubt how many people will scold him for being unfilial.

Row!

planning, right?

You are enough chicken thieves, can't I play?

It is best that the quality of your game is really good, otherwise you will wait for Lao Tzu, and you will not be sprayed to death!

At this time, the game screen is still in a waiting state.

The dialogue between the game character and the village chief is waiting for the player to choose.

1. [Grandpa, the village chief, I'm going to take the test now! 】

2. [The dead old man is thick, don't meddle in his own business. 】

Looking at the options, the corners of Long Aotian's mouth twitched, "Mom sells the batch, is this option just for people to choose?"

Choose 1, and then a pop-up screen pops up in front of Long Aotian.

Please select the character gender!

Please enter character name!

.....

Long Aotian was a little dazed.

The feelings of Lao Tzu have been substituted into the plot, and the result is that I don't know whether it is a male or a female? And not even a name?

What a miraculous idea.

Choose male, enter Long Aotian, and then Long Aotian starts his game journey.

"Old irons, web games are all about making money, so let's just play, okay? I really have something to do, let's do this task and get something for Mom to eat, then we'll stop broadcasting, Ok?"

Long Aotian opened his mouth.

Naturally, everyone agrees in the barrage. After all, this is just a page game. Although the quality of the pictures is very good and the quality is rare, it is a page game after all. After everyone made fun of it, no one took it to heart.

But then, Long Aotian felt what a routine was.

Master Professional: "You are really a waste. It took so long for a small test. Okay, choose a weapon, and then get out of the way. I'm upset when I see a waste like you."

Long Aotian's face turned red.

The village elder: "Long Aotian, you really can't support the wall with mud. You have been dragging for so long to come back. Your mother is already starved to death."

It's only a few minutes? Why did you starve to death?

Long Aotian was angry.

Back home, the character's undead mother suddenly appeared: "Aotian, someone once pursued me, he is an imperial noble, a high-level mage, he wanted to marry me at the beginning, but I couldn't let you go, so I refused, promise me, don't Let me down, don't let mom be looked down upon, okay?"

Why are you being looked down upon?

Long Aotian was stunned and uncomfortable.

As soon as my mother disappeared, the mysterious man appeared: "Hahaha, I said you are a waste, your mother is still reluctant, now prove me right? Do you think I like her? No, I despise the two of you at all, it's just a pity, With her death, that legendary thing must never be found."

Crazy, where did you come from?

The mysterious man disappeared, and Long Aotian held back his fire.

At this moment, the game suddenly prompted that he had an adventure, and he found a scroll called "Blessing of the God of Magic" under his mother's bed.