Chapter 428
"This guy thought to himself, I'm going to die anyway, and I want to have a good time before I die, but there are no women here, so he aimed his eyes at the donkey."
The journey was boring, and someone told a story, which immediately attracted people around to look here.
"He came behind the donkey and found that he couldn't reach it, so he piled up a mound of soil and wanted to stand on it, but just as he made the mound, the donkey walked forward for a while, and the guy was very angry, so he Chase and continue to pile up the soil, just like that, as long as he piles up the soil, the donkey will go forward for a certain distance, and it will go a long way.”
"At this moment, a woman appeared in the distance. The woman was tied up and thrown on the Gobi. If no one rescued her, she would probably die. The man saved the woman. The woman was very grateful to the man and said, I want to repay you , you can do whatever you want to me."
Everyone in the carriage looked at Bill, and some even stood up and listened closely. At this moment, people thought, this man must be having sex with that woman.
But at this time Bill said: "So the man pointed to his donkey and said angrily, I don't believe it today, you help me hold it."
There was a silence in the carriage, and then there was a burst of laughter. Someone laughed and said, "It's so interesting, that man must be bewitched, the sleepless beauty insists on sleeping with that donkey."
"This is called thinking inertia. He has been holding on to an idea for a long time, and it has reached the point where he must complete it. That's why he said that sentence."
People in the carriage were still discussing the joke, when the lady opposite Bill looked at Bill with disdain and said, "I only see vulgarity."
Bill shrugged.
Pete smiled at Jiang Hao and said, "Boss, Bill is stealing your joke, but I think he picked a bad target, that woman looks very difficult."
Jiang Hao also said with a smile: "Hehe, let him play, it's nothing more than to relieve the loneliness of the journey."
At this moment, the carriage shook violently, and then there was a burst of rapid braking. Many people fell to the ground unexpectedly, causing screams. Jenny almost hit the fender, and Jiang Hao took her into his arms inside.
The first thought in Jiang Hao's mind was robbery.
The train finally stopped. Not long after, the door of the car was kicked open with a bang, and 6 guys in denim jackets, with flowered scarves on their faces, rushed in with a revolver in their hands, and the Winchester guy. The people in the carriage shouted loudly: "Robbery!!!"
There was a sound of robbery, and chaos broke out in the carriage again.
"Bang bang bang!"
The robbers fired several shots at the ceiling of the train, and the gunshots finally stopped the commotion in the carriage. Everyone looked at the robbers with terrified eyes.
Jiang Hao's subordinates all looked at Jiang Hao. They were used to this kind of situation, and they didn't feel afraid. As long as the first order was given, they would draw their guns and kill these damned guys.
"Everyone sit down obediently and put all the money in their pockets. If anyone is disobedient, be careful and I will throw him out of the window." A robber roared arrogantly.
Wayne curled his lips and whispered, "That's my line."
The robbery starts from the front row. Jiang Hao and the others are sitting in the middle, and they won’t be here for a while. A guy with a long gun is the leader of the group. His eyes are patrolling the situation in the carriage. When I was there, I saw that beautiful lady.
The man's eyes suddenly showed lust, and the rifle in his hand slowly stretched forward, the woman trembled slightly in fright, and slowly, the rifle was pressed against the woman, "Oh, isn't it pretty good, lady, you Your journey is over, now please take your luggage and get off with me, I will arrange a comfortable and wonderful place for you."
After hearing what the robbers said, the woman's face turned pale instantly. She knew that if she was really taken away by these robbers, then what awaited her would be a tragic fate.
But if they were disobedient, these vicious guys would probably shoot themselves to death.
The woman stood up slowly, looking around, hoping that someone could help her, but the gentle men in the carriage all avoided the woman's eyes.
A woman's heart is ashamed.
At this moment, Bill, who was opposite the woman, smiled at the woman. This smile seemed to contain many meanings, which made the woman slightly taken aback.
The robber raised his gun and pointed it at the ceiling, and said to the woman, "Now, immediately, come out and follow me, or I'll kill you right here."
But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Hao, who had been sitting next to him, shouted, "Do it!"
Following Jiang Hao's cry, Bill moved, and suddenly a silver revolver was added to his hand, and he shot the robber leader standing next to him twice in the chest.
"Bang bang!"
The leader of the robbers fell to the ground and died miserably without even responding.
At the same time, Jiang Hao's other subordinates also took action. For a while, there was a lot of gunfire in the carriage. The robbers never expected that they encountered a group of robbers who were more vicious than them. A group of extremely stalwart bounty hunters formed a team, and they were all defeated in just one round.
The revolver rotated twice in Jiang Hao's hand, and he inserted it back into the holster on his waist. At the same time, he said to the others: "Bill, Pete, you lead a team to search at both ends. As long as there are robbers, kill them all."
Bill and Pete each led three or four people to start searching. Roy, who was not far away, saw this scene and licked his lips. It seemed, these guys are so strong, and I can't deal with any of them. I don't know that Huo How did my people recruit such a group of powerful subordinates.
Jack Chen also saw the golden light in his eyes. This Mr. Hall is so powerful. He didn't even see the movement of drawing his gun just now, but he saw a gun suddenly appearing in his hand, and then there was a gun bang bang bang. Ring, and then, those robbers are dead.
His companions are also very powerful. If they help, maybe they can really save the princess.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Bang bang bang!"
There were several gunshots on both sides, and after a short while, both Bill and Pete came back, and Pete said, "Boss, there are two at the front of the car, all of them were killed."
"Boss, there were three robbers in the rear compartment. We killed them. There were 11 robbers in total. They are all dead now. We are safe now."
Hearing Bill's words, there was warm applause in the carriage.
The conductor came over, dragged the robber's body away, and quickly cleaned up the inside of the carriage. The train let out a long beep and started slowly again.
Bill and the others sat back in their seats. They were used to fighting and didn't feel anything at all, but the other people in the carriage were still in shock, and they looked at Jiang Hao and the others with gratitude.
The lady opposite Bill was full of disdain and contempt for Bill, a rough man. Seeing Bill sitting down, she smiled and said, "Mr. Bill, thank you just now."
Bill smiled, "It's nothing, I can't watch a beautiful lady like you being spoiled by those damn robbers, God forbid."
"I still want to thank you. Also, I apologize for my previous faux pas. In fact, the joke you just said was quite funny." The woman said.
"Oh, yes, I still have a few jokes, do you want to listen to them?" Bill immediately became interested.
"Of course~~" The woman gave Bill a warm smile.
"This is still a story about the Gobi Desert in Mexico. It's still the guy on the donkey. He got lost again. This time he didn't want to have anything to do with the donkey. He was tired and thirsty. He just wanted to get out of the desert and find some food. water to drink."
"Just ahead, he was lucky enough to meet a woman again. Seeing that woman was holding a bowl of cherry juice, he said: "Miss, I'm dying of thirst, can you give me your cherry juice?", the woman After hesitating for a while, I gave him the cherry juice, the man gulped it down, but he was too thirsty and didn’t drink enough, so he continued to ask the woman for the cherry juice.”
Everyone in the car looked at Bill, not knowing what would happen next. They had already forgotten the shadow left by the robbery just now.
"The woman said, no, wait until next month."
The carriage was a little quiet, suddenly one or two people laughed out loud, then slowly, many people laughed, and finally almost everyone laughed.
The lady opposite Bill smiled and blushed, and gave Bill a blank look, "You are such a bad guy."
Bill grinned, "You're smiling, aren't you?"
Pete looked at Jiang Hao with a smile, and said, "Boss, Bill, a shameless guy, is stealing your joke again."