Chapter 1200 The Warlord Invites You to Drink Tea
He picked up a piece of yellow paper and spread it in the palm of his hand, picked up the brush, dipped it in cinnabar ink, and quickly drew a middle-level soldier's hemostatic talisman.
Jiang Hao can draw talismans empty-handed, why does he need cinnabar talisman paper?
First, drawing talismans with cinnabar talisman paper saves energy compared to drawing talismans empty-handed. Second, it is more intuitive and easy to pretend.
Throw the brush back to the tray, pinch the talisman with the right hand, and turn the left hand into a sword finger, chanting words,
"boom!"
The talisman burned in his hand, Jiang Hao waved his hand, grabbed the fireball, and then pressed hard on Liu Xiang's chest. At the same time, he kept chanting, Liu Xiang only felt a sudden heat in his chest, and after about half a minute, Jiang Hao's hand slowly let go, and Liu Xiang was shocked to find that the hole in his chest was sealed.
The captain of the guard watched clearly from the side, opened his mouth wide in shock, and could stuff a chicken butt in.
Jiang Hao put his hand on the wound on his shoulder again. After a while, the wound on his shoulder was also sealed. He gently wiped off the blood with alcohol, and found that new flesh had grown.
"God!"
The captain of the guard couldn't help but say something.
Liu Xiang looked at Jiang Hao with excitement in his expression, and said in Sichuan dialect: "I don't know if it was the great immortal who came and saved Liu Xiang's life. Please leave the name and honor of the immortal. Liu Xiang will definitely make a golden body for you in the future." build temples."
Jiang Hao smiled, "Did you think that I would fly away, wrong, I am a human, not a god, your injury is almost healed, then I will leave." He cupped his hands and was about to leave .
"Wait a minute!"
Liu Xiang immediately shouted that he recovered from his illness, Liu Xiang became more energetic and could speak loudly.
"What's wrong?"
"Great Immortal, please leave a name, so we can meet each other in the future," Liu Xiang said.
"Hehe, I don't dare to be a great immortal. I'm just a small man under your rule. I live in Longquan County near Rongcheng City. My family runs a winery for a living." Jiang Hao nodded again after speaking, and left.
Liu Xiang watched Jiang Hao leave the door of the emergency room, and said after a while, "This is such a strange person, we must get to know him!"
The captain of the guard nodded vigorously, "My darling, you have such a big bullet hole on your body, the warlord, just wipe it with your hand, it's too powerful, it's definitely a god!"
Liu Xiang felt that he was almost fine, and slowly sat up from the bed, the captain of the guard hurriedly helped him, Liu Xiang gritted his teeth and said: "Zhou Hu, please check for me, who sent people to kill me today, I Never let him go."
"It's the warlord," Zhou Hu, the captain of the guard, responded.
"Also, if you have a clear understanding of the great fairy's situation, didn't he say that he lives in Longquan County and runs a wine shop, and he still has a northern accent, so it shouldn't be difficult to find out." Liu Xiang said.
"Overseer, don't be so troublesome. The man of God drove here by himself. I wrote down the license plate, which is easy to check." The captain of the guard said with a smile.
After leaving the emergency room, Jiang Hao took off his white coat and threw it to the side. Several doctors were standing outside the door. He wanted to come over to ask about the situation of the warlord, but Jiang Hao ignored them and walked directly to Jiu'er. Who has experienced such a battle before, and now she was too scared to stand there, not daring to move, seeing Jiang Hao approaching, immediately grabbed the man's hand.
"It's okay, let's go." Jiang Hao said with a smile.
Jiu'er nodded quickly when she heard that, she just hoped to get out of here quickly.
Originally, Jiang Hao wanted to take Jiu'er to have fun in Rongcheng for two days, but after this frightening, Jiu'er just wanted to go home, so Jiang Hao drove back to his home directly. Under the quilt, Jiu'er hugged the man tightly, Jiang Hao I know she's still scared...
After Jiu'er fell asleep peacefully, Jiang Hao drew her a calming spell to prevent her from having nightmares at night, and she would probably be fine tomorrow after a good night's sleep.
the next day,
Jiu'er got up early, tidied and cleaned the yard, boiled water and cooked, and after a lot of busy work, he came to the house with warm water and asked the sleeping man to wake up, sat up in a daze, Jiu'er After wiping his face with a towel and dressing him, Jiang Hao got up.
"What's for dinner today?" Jiang Hao walked to the dining table in the main room and sat down.
"Newly steamed meat buns, killed a few side dishes, shredded radish, pickled melon, Jerusalem artichoke, and a white meat with garlic paste. The thin one is pimple soup."
Jiu'er said as she ran to the kitchen and put everything on the table.
What is uncle, this is called uncle.
You can't buy it with money.
"The meat buns are delicious."
"Well, this side dish is also delicious."
Jiu'er looked at her man eating with a smile, she liked the way men devoured food, it was more delicious than her own eating, "Boss, what happened yesterday, why is there still someone shooting, it's too scary."
"It's probably a vendetta." Jiang Hao said casually.
"Boss, why do you know how to save people? Have you learned it before?" Jiu'er asked curiously. After following Jiang Hao for so long, she still didn't know that her man could do this.
"I know a lot, and you'll know it later." Jiang Hao said.
Jiu'er nodded, "I just discovered that my man is a treasure. He can shoot guns, make wine, make lipstick, and save people. He is very capable." Jiu'er looked at Jiang Hao with admiring eyes.
What men enjoy the most is the way their women admire them,
Comfortable.
After eating and drinking enough, Jiang Hao came to the courtyard and started to practice. He felt refreshed. He changed his clothes and prepared to go out. He went to the winery to have a look around.
Jiu'er has also changed his clothes, Jiang Hao is going to go to the city to listen to books after seeing the winery with Jiu'er, and he regrets not seeing the show yesterday, so he will go to listen to storytelling, Sichuan storytelling is also very famous, even tease again Shout out, very interesting.
The two of them got into the car, and the car drove away. The streets in the county town were not that wide, but when people saw the car approaching, they all consciously gave way. These days, anyone who can afford this kind of foreign car is either a dignitary or a nobleman. Wealthy businessmen.
The car was parked in the courtyard of the wine shop. As soon as the guys saw a small car, they all stopped what they were doing and looked over curiously. When they saw Jiang Hao and Jiu'er coming down, they all surrounded in surprise.
"Boss, you bought a car, isn't it expensive?" Da Zhuang walked around the car and said with a bang.
"Small cars are all belongings of foreigners. I didn't expect the boss to play with them." Er Zhuang wiped the car mirror with his sleeve, and took a picture of his big bald head inside.
"Boss, can you bring me with you when you go to the city in the future? I haven't made this kind of car yet." Er Dan's father said, licking his face.
"No problem." Jiang Hao laughed.
Luo Han walked over, looked at the car, and said to Jiu'er: "Madam proprietress, it seems that the shopkeeper's lipstick business has made a lot of money. If you count on our winery, you can't afford it."
Jiu'er smiled: "It's a lot of money, but Brother Luohan, don't worry, our wine shop will never be left behind, everyone can just work with peace of mind."
While everyone was talking, three people came in from outside the door. They were wearing official uniforms. The leader had a box cannon in his waist, and he walked very conspicuously. When the three came in, they saw it stopped in the courtyard The car in the car was surprised for a moment, then looked at the others, and said loudly: "We are from the tax bureau, who has the final say here."
Jiang Hao looked at these people, "I'm the boss, let's go?"
The leader looked at Jiang Hao, shook the booklet in his hand, and said with a smile: "It's easy to talk about the boss, pay the tax."
Jiang Hao frowned, "Didn't you pay the tax, why did you pay it back?"
The leader's face was serious, "You just paid the commercial tax, we have other taxes, I will calculate it for you." He opened the booklet and read it one by one, "You have to pay the National Army repair donation. Hand it over."
Jiang Hao nodded.
"You have to pay the security fee."
Jiang Hao nodded again.
"Liquor license donation, tobacco and alcohol public sales donation, school donation, sacrifice donation, ceremony donation, hole sacrifice fee, sacrifice discount donation, sacrifice meat discount donation, theater donation, medicine donation, acre of land tuition fee, agency book contractor fee, local Warrant fee."
This guy has read dozens of signs and has not stopped. Jiang Hao looked at this guy's mouth, his white teeth kept chewing up and down, like a giant swallowing beast, trying to swallow all the bones and blood of the people Just give up.
He has seen the history of the Republic of China, and it can be said that the exorbitant taxes in the Republic of China are the most exorbitant taxes in the world. There are a lot of taxes in all walks of life, and there are more than a thousand taxes that can be counted.
There are also some strange taxes, which make people laugh and cry. There is a toilet donation for shit, a excrement water tax for excrement, a bundled pig tax for tied pigs into the city, a barefoot tax for barefooted cities, a straw sandals tax for wearing straw sandals, and A local warlord is even more powerful, and they have created a sun tax. As long as you are in the sun, you have to pay tax when you sunbathe.
Jiang Haoxin said, this kind of thing will have ghosts only if it is not finished.
There are always people on the Internet advocating the style of the Republic of China. They don’t know that exorbitant taxation and miscellaneous taxes make people miserable, people have no food, no clothes, and no medical treatment is the real style of the Republic of China. In the Republic of China, it is extremely ridiculous to think that the whole world is like a "gold powder family".
"Just tell me how much to pay?" Jiang Hao said.
The tax collector chuckled, "I like you so much. It's 1,000 yuan in total. Pay it."
Jiang Hao frowned, "My distillery, excluding commercial tax, labor, and materials, does not earn a thousand dollars a year."
The smile on the tax collector's face continued, "Who told you it's a year."
"How long was that, 10 years?"
"It's half a year." The tax collector said.
Damn, Jiang Hao couldn't help but curse.
This fucking is obviously bullying that they are foreigners. Jiang Hao asked Luo Han to inquire about it before. Even if the tax is high, the locals don't have the price.
But these bastards don't care about it, they only care about money.
"You want too much, isn't this forcing us to close the door?" Jiang Hao said in an unhappy tone.
The tax collector's originally smiling face gradually turned gloomy, and he stared at Jiang Hao with triangular eyes and said, "You foreign man, if you want to earn a living locally, you have to abide by the rules here. Closing your business is none of my business. I just collect taxes and don’t pay money, so I’ll seal up your winery today, believe it or not.”
"I don't believe it!"
There was a loud shout.
The tax collector was taken aback for a moment, and it was really the opposite, but then he realized that this sentence was not said by the boss in front of him, but the voice came from behind.
This guy immediately became angry, reached out his hand and took out the gun on his body, turned around and cursed angrily: "Ge Laozi, who dares to pretend to be my father here, I am your father, I think you don't want to die."
Before he finished speaking, his voice stopped abruptly, because he found a group of soldiers walking in from the courtyard gate, there were twenty or thirty soldiers, each of them was holding a long gun with hideous faces, and the black muzzles of the guns were all aimed at He was so frightened that he held back all the swear words that followed.
Why dare not say it,
Because the opponent has more people and more guns.
And because the leader is wearing a military uniform with a collar badge of a major, no matter which part these people come from, he can't afford to mess with him.
Zhou Hu was tall and burly, walked up to the tax collector, stared at the tax collector condescendingly, and asked word by word: "I ask you, who are you with?"
"I~!"
The tax collector opened his mouth not knowing what to say.
"Crack~!"
Zhou Hu swung round, facing this guy with a big mouth, and the tax collector spun around in a circle, and when he stopped, blood flowed down the corner of his mouth.
"Let me ask you, who are you with!" Zhou Hu's eyes flashed murderous intent.
Seeing Zhou Hu's eyes, the tax collector trembled in fright, "I mean my old man, my old man."
"Snapped!"
The backhand was another mouth, and the tax collector turned around again, and the corner of the mouth on the other side was also bleeding.
This guy didn't dare to cover his face, and said in a crying voice: "Grandpa, grandpa, I was wrong, you are my father, you are my father!"
Zhou Hu raised his hand, and the tax collector shrank back in fright, but he didn't dare to hide. Zhou Hu didn't hit him again, pointed to his nose and said, "Send a message to the county magistrate Liu Scar, My name is Zhou Hu, and I am the captain of the commander's guard, and Mr. Yu from this wine shop is the commander's friend, from now on, let him Liu Bazi figure it out."
Hearing this, the tax collector was so frightened that his legs went limp.
Who is the commander-in-chief? There is only one in Sichuan and Sichuan, and that is Liu Xiang. Liu Xiang is now caught by the military and government of Sichuan. He is the absolute king of Sichuan. Whoever dares to provoke his friends is crying in his heart. Keep a low profile, even if it's just a word, he wouldn't dare to come here to apportion taxes.
Isn't this courting death?
"Yes yes yes, I will definitely bring the message to the county magistrate." The tax collector bowed his waist and answered repeatedly.
Zhou Hu didn't pay attention to this guy anymore. If it was a normal person, it wouldn't be worth his lesson at all. He took action himself, mainly to show his performance in front of Jiang Hao, a god-man, so as to get closer.
When he came to Jiang Hao, Zhou Hu's attitude was completely different from that of just now, and he stood at attention, "Mr. Yu, don't take the liberty of coming here without notice."
Jiang Hao shook his head with a smile, "What's wrong, I'm not a big shot, I still need to be notified, by the way, how is the governor's health?"
"Okay, I woke up in the morning and nothing happened. You are amazing. I came here this time because the commander-in-chief asked me to invite you. If you have time, please come to the commander-in-chief's mansion for tea. When do you see?" Convenient." Zhou Hu said respectfully.
Zhou Hu was so vicious to the tax collector just now, but now he is more respectful to Jiang Hao. Luo Han and the others were dumbfounded and didn't understand what happened.
The commander-in-chief of the warlord invited the boss to be a guest for tea, the boss's face is so great.
Although Jiu'er knew why, she was still surprised and excited at the same time, and looked at Jiang Hao with even more admiration.
"Drinking tea is convenient anytime." Jiang Hao said with a smile.
"That's great, let's set off now." He said and moved to the side, making a gesture of invitation.
Jiang Hao looked at Jiu'er and said, "Jiu'er, get in the car, let's go see the warlord."
Jiu'er hurriedly got into the car obediently.
The car chugs away, and the soldiers hurried into the car. Zhou Hu led his people to leave. The tax collector watched Zhou Hu leave, and then he dared to lift his crooked body, and saw the Arhat standing in the yard, etc. The man bowed again, and then left tremblingly.