Chapter 81 Xiaoming Going Rough (Ask for Recommendation!)

The classmates were a little disappointed when they heard that Tang Qing was just telling a joke, but it was better than nothing, they all quieted down and looked at Tang Qing expectantly.

Xie Wendong was a little disappointed. He really hoped that Tang Qing would be arrogant and rigid and would not come up. Even if he came up, he would perform a show and watch him make a fool of himself. He just heard from his classmates that Tang Qing never knew what talent he had. , but he didn't expect Tang Qing to tell a joke, who wouldn't.

Cunning, Xie Wendong hummed inwardly.

Originally, Xie Wendong wanted to encourage everyone to force Tang Qing to put on a show, but was forced back by Tang Qing's cold eyes.

He didn't expect Tang Qing's eyes to be so terrifying, so frightened that his whole body trembled, as if he was stared at by some beast, and he didn't dare to say a word.

This is because Tang Qing discovered that Genesis Qi could be released from the last incident when he punched the sandbag. Later, he experimented a lot. As long as he wanted, he could release it from any part of the body, but to achieve the ability to pierce armor, the only way is to endure it. It is only useful if it is attached to the body, and it cannot be lethal by hitting the bull in the air.

He thought of eyes at that time. Of course, this was not to attack with eyes, but to shock him. He found that according to his emotions, Origin Qi emanating from his eyes had different effects.

Just like being happy, the Origin Qi emanating from his eyes will make other people happy, and other emotions are the same. He saw Xie Wendong and wanted to do something just now. He directly learned the unique temperament of Han Leng and glared at Xie Wendong.

He had tried it before, glared at a vicious dog in the community with Origin Qi, and directly scared the vicious dog who roared at everyone except the owner to hide in the corner with his tail tucked in, not daring to make a sound at all. .

When he learned that the effect was so good, he was so excited at the time, and then he gave the frightened vicious dog a kind look. It wasn't that Tang Qing was frightened at the end, the dog would probably break free from the chain and go home with him.

However, although Genesis Qi can carry emotions, it cannot carry information. At that time, he thought that since Genesis Qi could convey happiness and anger, could it also convey other information, such as letting the puppy sit down and lie down.

But the result was very disappointing. The vicious dog couldn't understand it at all. No matter how much he tried, it was useless. This also let him know that Origin Qi can only convey emotions. This emotion can be transmitted to the depths of the other party's brain, but it cannot be transmitted. specific information.

The key is that there is still no comment on the system, and it is not humanized at all. It is not like the system in the novel, where there are joys, sorrows and sorrows, and they can communicate and work hard for the welfare of the host. nonsense.

Thinking about his own system that even the word 'artificial intelligence' is a bit boring, Tang Qing really doesn't know why the person who created it didn't make it a little emotional.

He didn't even let me change his name, and he didn't even know when he asked, just like an uncle.

No, it's the uncle.

Tang Qing doesn't want to complain anymore.

"Cough cough, that's fine, let's stop the things on your hands and mouths first, so as not to spray the faces of your classmates around you and before and after you, which will affect the feelings and friendships between classmates, and waste food, then I will It's too much sin.

I declare in advance that I am not responsible for the consequences of disobedience. Are you ready? "Tang Qing loudly mobilized the atmosphere and said with a smile, sometimes really, it feels very good to be noticed by many people.

"Haha, get ready."

"Don't worry, you're not responsible, hurry up."

"That's right, Tang Qing, hurry up."

"Is this a joke?"

The classmates roared for a while. They didn't expect that Tang Qing, who usually doesn't show off the mountains and water, was quite funny. Before, Tang Qing only talked on the blackboard, and he was very serious. It was the first time that he was so open.

"Okay, let's get to the main topic next, listen carefully, this is a series of jokes, which happened on the elementary school campus, the name is - Xiao Ming go rough." Tang Qing said with a flat face.

When is it funniest to tell a joke?

Of course, when the speaker is serious.

otherwise.

Halfway through the story, you're laughing, and laughing to the death, no matter how funny a joke is, it will be greatly discounted.

The students were full of expectations and doubts.

Xiao Ming?

Such a common name.

Why get out?

Did you make a mistake?

Tang Qing took a deep breath and said slowly: "

In the classroom, Xiao Ming rested his head on the table and did not listen to the class.

The teacher came over and asked with concern: "Xiao Ming, are you sick again?"

Xiao Ming said without raising his head, "Yes, I have a headache."

The teacher said, "Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and rest!"

Xiao Ming said: "It's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so I have a headache."

Teacher: "Get out of here..."

The next moment, the whole class was in an uproar.

"Hahaha.."

"Because I have a headache because I don't open the proof...Xiao Ming is so cute... Haha..."

"Hahahaha.. I'm dying of laughter."

"..."

Tang Qing continued.

"The teacher asked Xiao Ming to get up and answer questions in class, trying to exercise his courage.

Xiao Ming said weakly: "...Teacher, I...I don't know...".

The teacher said loudly, "Can't you be like a man?"

Xiao Ming was thoughtful. . . Finally, Xiao Ming slapped the table angrily and shouted, "I won't!"

Teacher: "Get out of here."

. . . . . .

In the history class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: Do you know what Li Shizhen's writings are?

Xiao Ming replied: I don't know his writings but I know what his last words were before he died.

The teacher was curious and asked him what to say.

Xiao Ming: This grass is poisonous.

Teacher anxious: you. . go out! -

. . . . . .

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I want to ask you a question.

Teacher: Get out!

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I really just want to ask a question

Teacher: Nite, hurry up and get me out of the women's toilet! ! !

. . . . . .

Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.

Xiao Ming: Why, I didn't do anything.

Teacher: Because I have to ask questions!

"Ha ha..."

"I laughed so hard, Xiao Ming is so cute."

"Tang Qing, you are so funny, sympathize with Xiao Ming."

"No, I should sympathize with his teacher."

"Yeah, hahaha."

"I can't see it..."

"No, another one, another one..."

"That's right, one more, no, ten more..."

. . . . . .

After listening to the Xiaoming series, the students almost broke out of laughter, but they still felt a little unfinished.

"Okay, then I'll have a few more, it's nothing to do anyway." Tang Qing said with a smile

Although he can't remember many songs in his previous life, he does remember a lot of funny jokes. Just like Xiao Ming's goosebumps, it is his daily life to watch funny videos whenever he is bored and bored, so he remembers a lot of jokes.

Especially in the later generations of the series of events that never imagined and ransacked, he would leave it alone when he had nothing to do with it, while reading a book.

No way, life is stressful, watch the video to relieve fatigue.

"Hahaha."

"No way".

"Tang Qing, you can play the sketch"

"Yes, very promising."

. . .

More than ten minutes later, Tang Qing told a lot of jokes and jokes, making the classmates laugh so hard that they didn't dare to eat, so as not to choke. This was different from the jokes they usually heard, so novel and harmonious. . . . . It was the first time they heard a rebellious joke.

Xie Wendong couldn't help laughing a few times, but when he thought it was Tang Qing, he immediately stopped smiling, his face was tangled, his face flushed red, and he could see Tang Qing. . . Without any feeling, defeating such a low-level brainless opponent is a cool thing.

Who specially designed this guy.

It's almost time to see, Tang Qing is about to finish, and he doesn't remember much. Many of them are talk shows and jokes, and there are not many suitable for jokes.

"Okay, classmates, I don't have anything in stock anymore, so let's make another brain teaser at the end, and find a classmate to cooperate." Tang Qing continued.

The classmates didn't say anything after listening to it. They talked for more than ten minutes, and they even added a lot of coaxing in the middle. So many jokes, it's good to remember, and if you don't let Tang Qing down, it will be embarrassing.

"Uh, let's take a look, then thank classmates for coming, remember to answer within three seconds." Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong, when things got here, of course Xie Wendong came to the end, no matter what the result was, he will be invincible.

As soon as Xie Wendong heard Tang Qing calling him, he didn't accept it at first, if you can't ask me to come up, just answer if you ask me. . . Design the roughness of the line.

But we can't be at a disadvantage, so Xie Wendong stood up and said to Tang Qing, "You ask the question."

"Listen now, you are running a 100-meter race with other people, running and running, you surpassed the second place, so where are you now?" Tang Qing laughed.

"I'm the first... Wait, I'm the second." Xie Wendong replied anxiously, with a dangerous heart, and at the same time looked at Tang Qing with smug eyes, at this level, I want ten.

"All this was answered by Xie. Well, the second question, if you are more than the last one, which one are you in?" Tang Qing said with a smile

"Of course it's the last one." Xie Wendong said with a natural expression, the same question was asked twice, and he was not stupid. In his opinion, Tang Qing's brain was hilarious.

"Student Xie, yes, then, the third question, why does a pig slam into a tree as soon as it comes out of the pigpen?" Tang Qing asked with a mysterious smile.

"Because he doesn't know how to turn his head." Xie Wendong answered in an instant. He usually plays with friends in the county. How could it be difficult to get him with such a simple sharp turn? It's easier than the previous one.

cut.

I've never seen a bastard in the world.

Xie Wendong despised Tang Qing in his heart.

"Student Xie, you're smart, alright, let's eat and drink well." Tang Qing said with a smile, looking at Xie Wendong with a little playfulness in his eyes, then turned around and returned to his place.

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