Villain, Please Go Easy On Me

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!” Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu. It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick! Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart: “It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!” Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him. Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist! Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”

Su Lian’s lover, Chi Wang, died at the age of 25 because of lung cancer. When he was in sorrow, Su Lian met a master who told him to travel back to the past, solved the mistake, and changed the ending. Back in high school, Su Lian had another watch in his hand. He only needed to move the pointer, and he would be able to travel through times. The first time Su Lian met Chi Wang was when he stood outside the school with his schoolbag, his expression also became complicated. His perfect and calm boyfriend didn’t have a bad habit… He was a good student of good character. Even the teacher spoke highly of him, and he got a lot of admiration from other students… He also became the newly rich man in the business world after starting the business for three years. At this moment, Chi Wang was hanging around, still wearing the uniform. He squatted on the wall with an unrestrained face and then jumped down. Su Lain’s heart was filled with bitter hatred, thus he couldn’t help kicking the man. … Chi Wang felt the new transfer student was crazy. He was annoyed. Hence, he complained this to his brothers, “Supervising Laozi* to go to bed early, get up early, study hard, and do morning exercise? That’s fine. However, even my private’s life also needed to be managed by him. Does his family live in the Pacific Ocean**???” Later, Chi Wang’s brothers were stunned upon seeing their boss gradually subdued by the heartless transfer student. Those brothers: “Master Wang, do you remember your previous resistance?” Chi Wang replied casually, “I enjoy it quite much now.” *T/N: It means “I, your father” which used in anger, out of contempt, or arrogantly. **T/N: It’s an Internet slang word that describes a place or a person that likes to restrain others and always sets up unexplainable rules.

After looking at a handsome man’s picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy’s body… What’s worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing is… Rong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his ‘brother’ is still there, feeling much relieved… He said to the little cute kid, “What did you say? Say it again.” …

When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf. There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken! He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere! Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die. And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf— The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi… “Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!” Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die. However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent. After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.” Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?” … Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race. Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting. Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.” He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.

What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one! This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion. In any case, he can afford him! With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass. * * Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’, “…” He’s not the same person anymore! He was clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!

When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage. This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body. Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him. Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!” Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts. However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month. Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?” Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview. The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage. In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it. ​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him: His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.” His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!” His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.” ​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending. After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

Qin Ran just wanted to cultivate immortality, refine pills, and live a carefree life as an immortal world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life…

He is the emperor of the business world. Rumor has it that he was fond of men and because of this, Song Wen Xin agreed to marry him. After their marriage, he proved to her that he has the ability of a normal man! “You are not allowed to hide when fulfilling the obligation of husband and wife. You are also not allowed to refuse the gifts that I send you. And, when you take the initiative to come to me… you are not allowed to stop!” He ordered her overbearingly. Song Wen Xin immediately said: “In your dreams!” He laughed enigmatically: “What a coincidence! I’m best at making a dream into a reality!” He dotes on her, dotes on her with no bottom line at all…

The new host looked soft, sweet and bullying. The system is heartbroken: It’s over! However, the speed of light was beaten in the face. Huh? The scumbag knelt on the ground and cried and confessed his mistake! The villain Dasi Hengliu wants to put down the butcher’s knife! The vicious female partner was abused to the point of having nowhere to run! … Wait, isn’t this style wrong? hey hey, what the fuck? Host, put down the knife! That’s the hero, hey, don’t stab him! Male protagonist: Be good, put down the knife, I will stab myself! (Crazy for her, crazy for her, even if a hundred steel is made, it will become soft around your fingers.)

———【Holy Sword】 ———【skill】 ———【blessing】 As a brave summoned to another world, Shien is basically invincible. The goddess told him: “You are the one who is most likely to defeat the devil.” The princess told him: “I have never seen a foul man like you.” Even his teammates said: “How about you go to build a country?” Unfortunately, Shien is so determined to walk his own path. “I want to be an adventurer, fight monsters without risk and upgrade, and then sneak to defeat the Demon King after i have achieved the max level, and hide my merit and fame.” However, the Demon King does not necessarily have to be defeated, in fact, it can also be…