I Have A Shenhao System

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Forty-nine cities and large courtyards, children and wives are on the hot bed. Large pots, small pots, stir-fry, fry, stew and stew. He Yu traveled through time and became He Yuzhu, from a cook in a factory canteen to the God of Cooking in Forty-Nine City. He and his wife Wen Li have gone through ups and downs in the changing seasons for fifty years.

In the first life, I was licked by Green Tea Green Plum and Fish for 10 years. She said she only regarded me as her brother and turned around and got into someone else's car. In the second life, I realized it and I will never lick it again! I saved a Bai Fumei sister. I thought I could fall in love sweetly and lie down happily. But who would have thought that the yandere senior sister would create a psychological shadow for my life... In the third life, I have enlightened! I really realized it! If we fall in love again, I will be a dog! In this life, we don’t even talk about love dogs! Woof! Woof woof! !

As a castrated remnant of the talent show era, Gu Huaian, who had never debuted in the entertainment industry, finally accepted an announcement about being in love with a variety show, and unexpectedly awakened a [grounding energy] system. If your down-to-earth skills are exposed in front of the camera, you will receive bonuses in singing, music theory, and acting skills, as well as various other world lyrics and music libraries as rewards! then…… During the romance show, Gu Huaian, who is responsible for the appearance of the show, gradually lost his style in style! Eat melon seeds, show off potato chips, and take female celebrities to eat at roadside stalls! Play basketball at the entrance of the village, have pig-killing rice, and dance in the square with female guests! Do you need to eat fat-reducing meals to be a celebrity? nonexistent! Big mouthful of noodle buns, a huge hit of carbohydrates! Should you take small sips of caviar and savor it slowly? Gu Huaian: "Is there any mistake? Who can eat this amount? If the foreigner next door sees it, he will think that I can't afford it. Take another can, one for each person!" It’s hard to imagine that such a handsome young man could be so down-to-earth and full of contrast! Originally, because of his down-to-earth attitude, Gu Huaian had no intention of successfully holding hands with the female guest. Who knew... During the hand-holding session at the end of the show, all the female guests actually chose him! …

[Text ending] He slept well at home, but when he woke up, he lay on his bed for no reason. “Miss Song, please come with us to the police station!” “Why, why?” “Someone reported that you were in Yueli Hotel…” Huo Junyao, your soul is weak! This is the story of a domineering and arrogant man who chasing his wife after realizing it! The heroine is weak, kind and not naive, 1V1 is particularly clean in body and mind, big pet and small abuse, and the quality is guaranteed. ****** Huo Junyao, 30 years old, the only heir of the top giant Huo family, the business myth of the H city, is also a drug that Song Qianying has been unable to quit since she was 18 years old. At the wife selection banquet, he was like an emperor, arrogant and indifferent, but he was the one who found her in the corner at first sight, and directly appointed: “This woman, I want it!” Since then, she was forced to be his wife, she loved him as before, but he hated her to the bone. He once said to her: “Song Qianying, I will let you repay the pain you put on her a hundredfold!” He also once said to her: “Don’t be afraid, there is me!” In the end, he said, “I don’t want anyone but you!” When she turned around, she burst into tears… Fragment: A certain woman picked up a pen and smeared her name on the divorce agreement. As everyone knew, the thin sheets of A4 paper were quickly torn to shreds by the man. “Huo Junyao, don’t go too far!” The man raised his eyebrows, his tall body bullied her up, and forced her to the corner, “Five years ago, did you steal my things, eh?” “Where, how can there be!” The woman who was said to be the central thing was instantly short of breath. “No? Then why is my heart gone?” huh— Fortunately, he didn’t know… Hey, his heart? A certain woman was stunned, and the man’s domineering lips instantly fell… ***** Recommend the concluding article “Sweet wife is moving, domineering president is very affectionate”, the male protagonist has zero negative comments, and there is also a super cute little Zhengtai! There are also two other old articles, “Devil President, Stay Out of the Way” and “Aojiao Drives, President Don’t Make a Trouble”, which are also pet articles with a clean body and mind!

His wife secretly spent all her savings over the years, and gave the newly bought house to her younger brother as a wedding house. When Xu Ye realized that all this was a mistake, he was reborn in the examination room of the college entrance examination in 2014. This year he was 18 years old, and he had not yet confirmed his relationship with Gu Mengyao... (Old book with 3 million words, quality guaranteed)

Mu Jingzhe traveled through the sweet pet era and became the straw-bag female partner of the heroine control group, and the stepmother of the five children of her newly-dead husband. The five children are like villains. At this time, the five big brothers are still pitiful. After weighing it, Mu Jingzhe decided to stay and take care of their lives temporarily, hoping not to retaliate against her in the future. Unexpectedly, when she was about to leave, the five big men would hold her and hold her? —— After a long time, the dead husband Shao Qihai came back Shao Dong, a frightening business tycoon: “Thank you mom.” Famous writer Shao Xi: “Mom helped me.” Shao Nan, who was scrambled by two top universities: “Mom chooses.” Shao Bei, the youngest actress: “I love my mother the most.” Shao Zhong, a world-renowned top musician: “For mom.” …… The five children only know that their mothers don’t know their fathers. The good brothers and old rivals of the past are all waiting to abduct his wife home. Shao Qihai: Huh? ! ! I’m not dead yet, I’m back alive! !

"Traitor, you are so old, why are you still hiding in the mountains? Hurry down and go and harm your sister! Don't come back unless you give birth to ten big fat boys!" "Junior brother, sister misses you so much, come and hug me... Oh, why are you covering it up? I saw it when I was a child!" "Junior brother, is your pocket money enough? I will transfer another 1 billion to you?" "You actually have seven fiancées? Scumbag! Why am I the seventh?" Chen Yang said righteously: "I am the youngest Tianshi in Longhu Mountain. Isn't it normal to have more wives?" A year later, Chen Yang put his right hand on his waist, his eyes empty: "Senior sister, please let me go, I still have seven fiancées!"

(Sweet Pets) “Report to the Chief of the Army, it is rumored that we were sleeping together with one leg!” He looked up from the volume and slowly stood up: “How do you want me?” “Clarify that this is just a rumor…” He pressed her against the wall and blocked the mouth by the way: “Mrs. Lu, we have to take this rumor seriously.” Before rebirth, what she has been doing, stay away from him, away from him! After rebirth, what she always wanted to do, give him a monkey, a monkey! Lu Xingzhi pursued two regulations throughout his life: First, it is illegal to destroy military marriages. Second, Jiang Yaosheng is his man, and death is his soul.

[Daddy Wen, single hostess, dog food is a bit sweet] Lu Yun Qihun penetrated into a parallel world almost exactly the same as the earth. After five years of traveling, suddenly one day. Goddess President: Go, marry me! Just when he was hesitating, suddenly his mind sounded: [Ding, Dad sign-in system is opening…] [Congratulations to the host for completing the signing of the marriage agreement with the beautiful president and obtaining life skills (God-level cooking skills)] [Congratulations to the host for completing, for the first time to get the daughter’s active kiss task and get rewards (mysterious planting space)] [Congratulations to the host for completing the parent-child game with the daughter, and get a reward: God-level director] [Congratulations to the host, complete the task of emotional sublimation of husband and wife, get reward: perfect singing voice] A year later, the female president Jiao Didi said: Husband, you are great! Lu Yunqi: What? I just turned over?

The novel tells the story of a special forces soldier who returned to his hometown to work as a security guard. The general's daughter expresses her love strongly, the business woman has mixed feelings of love and hate, the underworld princess is tender and affectionate, and the security guard plays around in the city to help others.

The end of the world is coming. People are trapped indoors, in desperate situation of shortage of supplies. Lin Lang awakened the supply return system! All the supplies consumed by his women can be returned ten thousand times: [Shen Chuchu consumed a beef jerky, return ten thousand] [Gu Fei consumed a small toy, return ten thousand] [Ning Shuangyu consumed a super power fruit, return ten thousand] … Continuous supply return! Human body enhancement beyond the limit! Lin Lang finally lived the happy life he dreamed of in the end of the world. If you ask him if he has any other wishes—— Actually, I can take in a few more goddesses.