Fortune Teller Master

As a cultivation genius who has achieved a new realm every two years since he was a year old, Wang Ling is a near-invincible existence with prowess far beyond his control. But now that he’s sixteen, he faces his greatest battle yet – Senior High School. With one challenge after another popping up, his plans for a low-key high school life seem further and further away… Wang Ling: I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace… Father Wang: If you’re careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money. Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.

Qin Ran just wanted to cultivate immortality, refine pills, and live a carefree life as an immortal world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life…

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

500 years ago, Chen Xi was devoured by a crack in the void and was transported into a cultivation world. 500 years later, he returned back to Earth after enduring through several hardships and discovered that only 5 years had gone by. … In the courtyard, beauty at the side, a candle flame wavering. A gush of clear wind, half a full moon, the peach tree remains unchanging. … Wait, whose kid is this?! Why is she calling me papa? Gazing at the little girl in front of him with skin as pale as jade, Chen Xi froze. … Returning home from cultivation, starting as a stay-at-home dad. In this life, not fighting to be a king nor claiming to be a tyrant, only praying to peacefully be a wife-pampering mad devil and a child-protecting daddy!

When gods gather, lightning will strike and the earth will move. Immortals! Which of the numerous way to immortality should one follow? Immortals are hard to seek, but why should immortals hide? Heaven has no mercy, but humans have emotions, and these emotions hinder the road to longevity! Train the inner self to stay calm, train the external body to be resistant, then cross the three continents and four seas alone, and fight valiantly with demons and devils! With the heavenly baton in hand, raid the devils and demons without any resistance! Take one step to cross nine stars and chase the sword in the dreams! Traverse a thousand li of river and mountains in a single day! The exceptional beings do not mix with the ordinary! Within the universe, where can one find an obstacle! Moving like a dragon, with talent like a phoenix! The heavenly Daos and stars will guide one’s way!

In the rural northeastern mountainous regions stands a tiny Buddhist temple, named One Finger Temple. It isn’t a large one but it is extremely miraculous. The temple has rice that emanates an aromatic fragrance. The temple has sweet and refreshing water that rivals ambrosia. The temple has Buddhas that grant wishes to the sincere. The temple isn’t large but it has everything. The temple isn’t large but it has flourishing incense offerings that far exceed all temples. The temple isn’t large but it attracts both citizens and foreigners that line up overnight… The temple has a bald but handsome monk. Every day, he would bawl, “I want to renounce asceticism! I want to marry a chick that’s not too pretty, have a cute baby, and lead a stable life!” This book is a casual novel that introduces various Chinese traditional customs, as well as Buddhist ones. It strives to be a positive book, allowing people to reflect on how they should live their lives and treat others.

Feng Qian, a late-stage lazy cancer patient, received the task assigned by the Lord God – to protect His Highness Mu Yan’s soul fragment. Feng Qian blinked. Well, in other words, to be a bodyguard. no problem. However, who can tell her that His Highness is not very cold? Why is the fragment she meets a little obedient, a little arrogant, a little cute, and always likes to tease her? ! Accompanying Feng Qian’s system baby all the way, successfully promoted from system to little matchmaker. “Host, Fragment is very sad, you have to hug him.” “Host, the fragments are arguing again, why don’t you kiss him?” “Host, the fragments are so pitiful, why don’t you marry me?” … System: “# My host is super lazy, how can I break it? # Waiting online, it’s very urgent.” 【Sweet pet fast wear 1v1】

The first generation of the strongest Emperor Chen Lei, the most powerful day of robbery, inexplicably returned to the boyhood, and then opened the invincible journey. All the enemies were crushed, the enemies were all liquidated, all the aliens were suppressed, the treasures were all in hand, the beauty was surrounded, the right to the world, the generation to the supreme, the invincible ancient emperor.

Qin Hao, the world-renowned Chinese online game designer, was bizarrely reincarnated into an unfamiliar and vast world of practice and became the nine princes of Qin who were demoted to the frontier. At a certain moment, Qin Hao suddenly discovered that he had hundreds of millions of mythological genes brought from the earth in his body! “Get enough energy to activate the ancient god Houyi gene!” A vast figure that pierced the sky and stood up from the end of the earth, and suddenly pulled away the great archaic bow in his hand. The divine light condensed into an arrow, tearing the void like lightning, shattering the sky. That day, the world was shocked!

Xu Ye, who traveled to a parallel world, is currently participating in a singing variety show. Thinking it would be a leisurely tour, he unexpectedly awakened an ‘Entertainment Prank System.’ As long as he keeps creating disruptions and entertainment, he earns points for a lottery, offering various entertainment works from Earth and a variety of props. From then on, the entertainment industry gained a star with an unconventional style. A renowned director said, ‘I admit that Xu Ye’s acting skills are absolutely top-notch in the industry, but his mentality is a bit off. I hope he can go to the hospital for a check-up. Can you imagine someone drinking cola with a wine glass on set?’ A diva from the music world commented, ‘No one understands, but Xu Ye is just insane. Last time, he was driving and gave me and a few female friends a ride. He wanted to smoke in the car, and when I said there were girls in the car and he shouldn’t smoke, he actually asked us to get out and drive ourselves.’ A top-tier actress added, ‘About the incident where I and Xu Ye were caught by paparazzi in a room, I’ve explained it many times. He really pulled me into the blanket to show me his newly bought luminous watch. If I’m lying, may my house collapse on the spot.’ Xu Ye’s fan stated, ‘I admit my idol has some mental issues, but he hasn’t broken any laws!’ Xu Ye, the landslide in the entertainment industry, plays by his own rules—legal but problematic. Alternate title: ‘Who Taught You to Sing Like That!'”

When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf. There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken! He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere! Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die. And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf— The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi… “Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!” Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die. However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent. After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.” Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?” … Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race. Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting. Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.” He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.

When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage. This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body. Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him. Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!” Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts. However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month. Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?” Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview. The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage. In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.