I Became Famous For Writing Ridiculous Stories In Ancient Times

The protagonist is reborn in the late Roman Republic and becomes a gladiator under Spartacus. How will he escape the tragic fate of being crucified, and how will he survive in the Mediterranean ruled by Rome? Stay tuned! “Rome must fall! As long as it exists, we cannot escape our fate of death!” — Maximus

Caesar: “I come, I see, I conquer.” Li Wei: “The one in front, you are blocking my way.” Caesar: “I am very humble.”

A Di [legitimate-born] daughter of a noble house turns into an abandoned daughter. No father to dote on her, no mother to love her, no problem. She uses one silver needle to save a dying man. What’s so unusual about a medical injection? She roams all over the world with a scalpel in her hand. Cutting throats, cutting open abdomens, cutting open skulls to mend bones. With amazing medical skills and ethics, she gathers a flock of officials, obtains the will of heavens, gains public favor, and receives Taizi’s [Crown Prince] doting. In the midst of a powerful momentum, her cheap father comes to reunite. She coldly refuses to go home or acknowledge ancestors. “I was abandoned by you over and over again. Now you want to use familial affection to coax me back. You don’t want to recognize this daughter. My heart is cold, I want to leave. Beat it, father!”

Mu Wushuang, a top secret agent of the twenty-first century with divine medical skills. Bringing people back from the dead with one hand, while killing criminals with the other. If she wanted someone dead at midnight, that person would not live past dawn, winning her the nickname “Lady Hades”. She passed through space and time and was transmigrated into the Hou Manor’s Third Young Miss, an ugly woman known far and wide to be a useless piece of tr*sh. Who could have known? When those glacial eyes open, all beasts submit, shaking up Heaven and earth. She’s an one-of-a-kind summoner with heaven defying abilities, and a super prodigy among elixir cultivators. She contracts divine beasts, tramples over evil scums and dregs of society, stopping buddha if she encounters one, killing gods if they hinder her! But who is going to tell her that the Imperial Uncle that she had accidentally become entangled with will be so hard to shake off? A certain prince: “The Royal Lady is as beautiful as a goddess. All of you better watch her closely, and anyone who tries to hit on her shall be killed without exception!” “My Lord, are you blind? Don’t you realize that it will be the Lady trying to hit on others instead!” The secret guard cried in silent anguish in his heart, his gaze fixed upon the pudgy and rotund Royal Lady.

Zhong Qing is expected to die because she was suffering from an incurable disease but she will come back from the dead and will wake up into magical white space called SYSTEM that which revealed her hidden secret. She will become a LITTLE GOBLIN! Before the task, the system is indifferent. “Your mission is to accompany the man and help him onto his peak life” But after the task, she felt love and indignation. “You get out, system! I thought I would only accompany and help him, you didn’t say that I would fall in love with him!” The system silently acts dead. The man also already fell in love with Zhong Qing. “Honey come on, go home with me.”

She is an ace agent, but crossed into Ye City’s number one extraordinary wastrel! This lady is an ugly girl? From a cocoon comes out a butterfly, I’ll blindingly brighten your snobbish titanium eyes! This lady is a wastrel? Heavenly thunder in hand! I’ll strike you until you’re crispy on the outside, tender and fragrant on the inside! Traveling all over the world with a witty mouth, vowing to have peach blossoms everywhere! A certain prince held a knife in his left hand and a sword in his right, cutting down each and every one of these peach blossoms! A certain woman raised her eyebrows and smiled: “You cut my peach blossoms, I abuse your white lotuses, two evil doers make a pair, perfect match!”

My father, King Zhuang Xiang, captured more than fifty cities and destroyed the Eastern Zhou Dynasty! My brother, Qin Shihuang, conquered the six kingdoms, unified the world, and conquered the whole country! As for me? The younger brother of the First Emperor, the only son of King Zhuang Xiang, the Chang'an Lord of the Qin Dynasty who cleverly conquered hundreds of miles of territory for the Qin Dynasty at the age of 14, and the future leader of the Ying clan, even in the world, not many people dare to touch me! But before that, set a small goal and live to adulthood!

The Medal of Blood, the Medal of Honor and Loyalty, brought Wang Weiguo to the beer hall and participated in this riot that stirred up the whole of Germany! The invincible war summoning system will follow! Imperial tanks are not practical? Then summon the T-34 drawing out! Not yet? Is T-44 enough? T-54 unhappy? Shelling armor-piercing projectiles, composite armor, all loaded on the Imperial tank! The empire’s army is somewhat small? Well, watch me summon a powerful army of soldiers! Report, Mussolini is dead! Well, this matter is a bit difficult, it seems that only a puppet can be summoned! This is a World War II text that respects history, and it is also a cool text with a system!

The prefect of Xuanyue Kingdom, Chu Sihan, became famous when he was young and handsome, but he was judged by the national teacher that he would not survive thirty, unless he married the Lu family daughter of Liuyue Village. Chu Sihan: “If I want to marry a girl I’ve never met before, I would rather be alone.” Lu Sheng, a modern monk who has gotten into a marriage contract as soon as he wears it, said: “In such a hurry to get married, you are almost always an old man.” Later-Master Chu Zhenxiang confessed: “Sheng Sheng, if you don’t marry me, I would rather be alone.” Lu Sheng, who only wants to make money and dreams of becoming the richest man: “Oh, Master Chu, you can be a bachelor for a lifetime.” Later–someone had a cold expression and directly forced him to the corner. He squinted his eyes and asked in a cold voice: “Marry or not? Marry, the entire Chu Mansion and I belong to you. If you don’t marry… then I will do it every day. Stop at your door.” Lu Sheng: “…” (Mengsao black prefect x honest and lovely wife)

【Fantasy + Invincible + Fairy + Empress + Wei Wu + Really Cool Article + People with Too Orthodox Values ​​Do Not Enter + Single Women Do Not Enter】 Qin Mu traveled through the fantasy world and became the emperor of the Qin Dynasty. He was also bound to the system of becoming stronger when being incompetent. So, Qin Mu used a cup of poisoned wine to kill the future Empress of Fortune Jiang Luoshen at the beginning. "Your Majesty, it's bad. Jiang Luoshen disobeyed the imperial edict and killed the eunuch you sent!" "Your Majesty, it's bad. The military marshal whose wife you took away has rebelled!" "Your Majesty, it's bad. The national teacher led the civil and military officials to carry the coffin to the court to impeach you!" "Your Majesty, it's bad..." Listening to the eunuch's panicked report, Qin Mu hugged the wife of the military marshal and looked at his system page calmly. "Ding! The incompetence was successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining: Chaos Bell, the supreme imperial weapon!" "Ding! The incompetence was successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining: 100,000 Saint Realm Death Soldiers!" "Ding! The incompetence was successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining: Ancient Saint Body!" "Ding! The incompetence was successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining..." Soon, the world discovered that the more incompetent Qin Mu was, the stronger the country became! "Your Majesty, Jiang Luoshen has been kneeling in front of the palace for ten days and ten nights, just to beg for your forgiveness!" "Your Majesty, the national teacher has helped you recruit three thousand beauties, so you must not go to court!" "Your Majesty, if you try to be incompetent again, our Great Qin will soon be able to rule the fairy world!" "Your Majesty, I..."

In a national key university in the 21st century, she is soft and cute, but she is actually an agent trained by a certain organization since she was a child. She just went out on a mission and was about to take the graduation exam when she came back. Taking a nap, I accidentally traveled to the ancient times in the sky. Not only did she lose her beautiful appearance and modern high-tech, but she also became an abandoned woman. She said that it was exactly what I wanted. From then on, the soft girl raised cubs to farm, and she had to accept extreme harassment from time to time. She said: life is boring, the best is very good The male protagonist said: My family has the best products, and it happens that my son is short of a mother. I don’t know why the little lady wants to come to my house and live with a buddy? The hostess went home and asked her beloved daughter: Baby, is there anything you lack? The baby replied: I lack a father All right, if there is a lack of a mother over there, and a lack of a father here, then let’s go together, but, it’s not me, but you. The male protagonist agreed without hesitation: “Little lady, please allow me a few days, and I will go home and break off the relationship.” One is the male protagonist who broke up with his family and brought a boy, and the other is the second-cousin who was abandoned by her in-laws and brought a daughter The two form a family for their children, pretending to be a fake couple to live together, and whether they can become a real couple in the end, please watch

He named a poor premature baby "Zheng" in Zhao State. He also taught a child named Gai to realize the Hundred-step Flying Sword. He was also on the bank of Wujiang River, crossing the Overlord in a small boat. … He was the mentor of Emperor Qin and Wu of Han, and was also their motivation for pursuing immortality. He was also the secret history that Sima Qian hesitated to write down for half his life. He discussed Zhuangzi with other scholars at Xiaoshengxian Village and came up with the "Beiming Divine Art". During the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he gathered the leaders of hundreds of schools and left the "Great Method of Planting Demons in the Heart of the Tao" for the Six Paths of Demon Sect for later generations. … When he was in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, he received a poem from Li Bai, and a copy of "Tai Xuan Jing" appeared on the stone wall on Xia Ke Island. He raised Qiao Feng to adulthood in the Northern Song Dynasty, and witnessed Guo Jing's death of old age in the Southern Song Dynasty. When he talked with Zhang Sanfeng on Wudang Mountain about what happened a hundred years ago, he would also think of the bright and wise girl back then. … When Zhang Wuji woke up from Binghuo Island, he told the other party that this place was called Xiake Island hundreds of years ago. When Linghu Chong used the Dugu Nine Swords, he recalled the eagle from many years ago. … A person cultivating immortality can live forever in martial arts, going through Qin, Han, Tang, Song, Ming... When the years have become history, only Jiang Taiyi’s green hair remains unchanged. A few years later, when he stood in the university library, he opened the history book and took a look... There are only a few sentences in the book, which span five thousand years, reflecting the magnificent lives of our old friends. ------- A great fusion of comprehensive martial arts and history, the combat power is based on the setting of this book.