I Run A Funeral Home, I Don't Know How To Teach People How To Slay Demons

In the prosperous oriental city, there is a small martial arts hall that attracts the world’s strongest players. The charge there is high, even if it is just a one-minute chat with the owner, it costs 8888 yuan. There are no regular business operations there, and the museum is open for at most a few hours a day, and it is closed at intervals of three to five. The service there is very bad, and the trainees do not get advice from the master all the year round, and they don’t even send out a practice uniform. However, it is such a wonderful little martial arts museum, but every day there are countless strong people who want to join, even if they just go in for cleaning. One day, the president of the Global Warrior Association, who has lived in the mountains for many years, visited this museum. “Baba is going to make a birthday cake for me today. It’s very busy. Come and wait in line tomorrow.” A delicate and lovely little girl said gruffly.

Spiritual energy revives, and martial arts flourishes. Lin Fan, who obtained Xiuxian University, was bound by the system and began to teach and educate people. Can't enter the Martial Arts University without bone roots? It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you. Can't enter the Martial Arts University because of dull talent? It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you. Wait until the alien civilization comes and the martial arts collapse. It doesn't matter, as long as I have Xiuxian University, all the villains will be killed.

His girlfriend ran away, and his sect was destroyed Ye Xuan was sent to a strange city to fend for himself. In order to survive, he worked as a beggar and delivered takeout. Later, he was chosen to be a live-in son-in-law, but he was looked down upon by everyone. He insisted on being himself, and finally fought his way to immortality, re-established his sect, and achieved the supreme immortal path...

Lin Yu travels through the high martial arts world, where all races invade and are in danger. Because of his poor talent, he was ordered to drop out of school at the beginning. In a rage, he awakened and modified the production date system. In a thought, time can be reversed! [You modify the "realm" to billions of years later, successfully break through the limit of the Immortal Emperor, and cover the sky with one thought! Dominate the ages! ] [You modify the "weeds" to billions of years later, and the weeds will instantly become billions of years of immortal grass. After taking it, you will achieve the strongest Taoist body! ] The enemy is too strong to beat? Directly modify the life span and send the opponent to see the ancestors! Martial arts are too difficult to practice? Directly modify the proficiency, all martial arts are maxed out! Whether you are a martial emperor or an immortal emperor, modify them all! Below the immortal, I am invincible! Above the immortal, zero for one! ... Several years later, when the myriad races approached the blue star, Lin Yu stepped into the starry sky and fought against the myriad races! Holding a three-foot green peak, he slashed the sky with a sword, killed all the races, and shocked the world!

Found the strongest rune on the peerless beauty? Peerless exercises can be picked up through a cave? Lin Chen traversed the fantasy realm and won the system of Heavenly Dao. In this powerful world, Lin Chen’s skills, combat skills, artifacts, blood, runes, everything depends on picking up! “Life and death are bearish, it’s my attitude to life. Doing it if you don’t accept it is my performance art.”

Kong Ji is in a panic now, because the video of the spiritual energy revival he posted is so popular, and because the spiritual energy revival really exists, he is recruited and asked to compile several cultivation methods. "Me?" Kong Ji can only bite the bullet and start compiling, from low-level martial arts to high-level martial arts, then to cultivation, and finally... What? You have mastered it?

Yo, it’s gone, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, the prince wants to hurt me, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, the enemy country is invading, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, Concubine is waiting for me in the bedroom, it’s okay, I have… ahem… I’ll do it myself. You said that your subordinates are like clouds and counselors are like smoke? It’s okay, my subordinates also have countless followers recruited by the system. You said you have a peerless killer? It’s okay, come on, Byakuya, cut him! You said you have an invincible general under your team? It’s okay, go on, Huo Qubing, fuck him! You said you have a master of illusion? It’s okay, come on, Itachi, fuck him! Now, Qin Yi is considering a very important thing. When the enchanting Daji, my king Saber, placed in front of him. Does he summon all or all? This is a story about Qin Yi’s rebirth in Tianyao Continent, conquering the sky, conquering the land, conquering the sea and the air, and finally conquering everything.

“Ding! The first function is activated, and automatic training is turned on. The training speed is equal to the super evil!” “Ding! The function upgrades, the training speed doubles, the function upgrades, the training speed doubles!” “Ding! The second function is activated, turn on automatic martial arts…” “Ding! The third function is activated…” Is it difficult to practice? I’m sorry that one day of cultivation is equivalent to decades of cultivation for you! Is it difficult to practice? Sorry, I can easily learn countless exercises without doing anything! Alchemy is difficult? I’m sorry that my pill will be moldy if I can’t finish it! … After Su Lang passed through, he obtained a one-click training system, which is getting stronger every second! From now on, sling everything, the world has no enemies!

I am a physical training, specializing in physical training, people in the world are called “bulldozers”! I have pushed an era horizontally and established a supremely brilliant family. Breaking the law with force is actually talking about me! After I sat down, my body was indestructible for thousands of years, but was picked up from the coffin by a group of unfilial children and grandchildren, using my body to prevent disasters and destroy the enemy… “The old ancestors are here, and the Red Whale Gang is here to kill you. The elders can’t stop them. Use your old body!” “The ancestors forgive me, the Heavenly Sword Sect is here again, and the patriarch was beaten to vomit blood. You have to use your old body to block it!” until one day…… “It is too troublesome to dig out and bury the remains of the ancestors every time. Why don’t you make the ancestors sacrifices to become the battle puppets of our race!” “For the sake of the family, I believe that our ancestors are alive in the sky and will forgive us…” “I can’t forgive!” This group of unfilial descendants should fight! this day. I was so angry that I came back to life, and opened the coffin board… … This is an old ancestor who has been dead for thousands of years and has made a significant contribution to the cultivation of human civilization. He was so angry that a group of offspring and grandchildren opened the coffin and died. After resurrection, they continue to shine and make contributions and educate future generations to respect the old and love the young together for the human universe. A positive energy story of peaceful hard work.

Nie Feng, a follower of the Ultimate Martial Path, unfortunately, perished while exploring an uninhabited region in Miao Jiang. However, he was unexpectedly reborn into the body of a profligate youth on the uncivilized Planet Grand Origin, a planet belonging to the Immortal Luo Empire. His new and legendary life would begin from this moment! The collision of two Great Galactic Emperies, wars between thousands of Starforce Battleships, formidable Star Warriors, mysterious Star Warlocks, beautiful women capable of causing the downfall of nations, divine skills and martial arts capable of annihilating the Heavens and destroying the Earth. In this mysterious and magnificent world, one might well ask; who is the Lord of this boundless Star Ocean!

“Lu Li, the sinner, slew his fellow disciples and stole the secret sword. Now that the evidence is conclusive, so combined punishment for several crimes will be meted out. He is no longer the disciple of the inner sect. Send him to the eighth level of the Dark Prison. Never be released!” Lu Li opened his eyes and put his hand on his knee without expression, trying to get up. “Kneel!” Lu Li stood up straight and listened to the commotion behind him. A trace of mock flashed across his handsome face, and his eyes glanced all his fellow disciples standing in the square. Anyone who was glanced by him would subconsciously avoid his eyes. In an instant, the entire sect square fell into an eerie silence. “Execute him! Immediately!”

In this magical world, people brought holding bags, raising monster beasts, controlling monster weapons, nurturing monster plants, and taking pride in climbing to the ultimate rank of monster tamers. Red Owl, Black Crane, Ink Unicorn, Bloody Night Bat, Heavenly Fox, Green Pheasant, Phoenix, … countless monsters spread across heaven and earth, lived in mountains and rivers, waiting for you to conquer. Drunk Snow Blade, Sunflower Needle, Compliant Staff … countless monster weapons were waiting for you to control. Thunder Vine, Ginseng Fruit, Peach Tree … countless monster plants were waiting for you to nurture. Chu Yun was an Explorer. He has discovered a secret, but died an unwilling death. Opening his eyes again, he found that he was returned to 23 years ago. It all started again, and he was determined to make up for all his regrets, chase his dreams, and embark on a different path of becoming mighty. The lovely Heavenly Fox loli, the beautiful Lamia woman, the pure Lotus Fairy, the innocent Rabbit Demon girl, the sexy Scorpion sister … one by one was added to the harem. The Star Sea Dragon Palace, the Abyss of the Sea’s Eye, the Tomb of Ghost King … many Legendary Places were hidden, waiting to be excavated. The world’s trend was constantly changing, many heroes appeared … he would witness them one by one, then overcome them one by one!