My Name Is Colani

He is a controversial player in world football. His achievements on the court are obvious to all, but at the same time his impulsive arrogance is annoying. He pushes the referee, provokes opponents, and causes fights… “Eating cards is almost common to him, and the yellow card can warn him? Haha! This is really the funniest joke I’ve ever heard!” He makes the referee a headache, he makes the opponent’s defender and the goalkeeper a headache, he even makes himself and the opposing coach have a headache… “What do you think of the hero going in and out of the nightclub, Mr. Ed Wocart?” “Let’s change the question, Miss reporter…” He makes the media chase wildly, because with him, there is no shortage of news, whether it is on the court or off the court. He used goals to please the fans. The peachy scandal between him and the women of all stripes is jealous. “…As long as you have money, anyone can have sex with those bitches, it’s no big deal…Really, I don’t envy him at all!” He is a complex of angels and demons, and as many people hate him, others like him as much. In the words of “French Football”: “He is the most distinctive big man on the contemporary green field!” But Chen Yingxiong felt that these were nothing great, so don’t make a fuss. “Who do you think I am? I am Hero Chen!” Be careful! Watch out for the male!

The story of a Los Angeles rookie who became a basketball tyrant… I feel this story is a bit familiar. What? Isn’t playing basketball a black technology? I black out everyone, why not count as “black” technology?

That year, the seven sisters of Serie A were in full swing, the Bundesliga was the strongest, La Liga was dominated by dark horses, and the Premier League encountered the hegemony of the Red Devils. That year, Barcelona continued to be turbulent, Real Madrid ushered in a century of change, Manchester United ushered in the peak of creating history, Bayern swept across Europe, and Chelsea had not yet waited for the Russian ruble. That year, Mourinho was still working as an assistant coach in Barcelona, ​​a very promising job; Bosque was still coaching the second team in Castilla, occasionally playing the role of a fire-fighting coach; Guardiola was confused and hesitant about his future; Benitez was still studying in Italy and England. That year, a Chinese named Ye Qiu came to the De Tokmost training camp of Ajax and started a legendary journey.

Mourinho: “Sun Wu? Oh, he touches the ball every time on the field is very beautiful, he is the greatest performer on the football field…” Reporter: “But Jose, if I remember correctly, you once rated him as a fake fall performer…” … Guardiola: “Sun Wu? He is a realist. Every time he takes the ball on the court, he has a clear purpose. He doesn’t care about the ornamental value of football at all. Yes, I don’t like him.” Reporter: “However, Josep, you once evaluated him as a master pass artist who can be tied with Harvey…” … Sun Wu: “Fake fall? Performance? Art? These tags are secondary. I just pursue honor and like victory.” Friendly reminder: This book does not involve the national team.

He is a cunning fox, he is a brave lion, he is a shrewd barbarian who suddenly rushed into the basketball world, he is the new monarch of the old dynasty in the east, he is the basketball emperor who stepped on the old era to open the new century, he is the NBA Attila, he is the whip in the hands of God. He is Fox Leon, the whip of the gods in basketball.

Put your sister all by mouth, The goal depends on Mongolia! I am the man standing on the peak! For me, deciding a victory or defeat is easy, even deciding where the champion belongs. But no matter how tall the person stands, it is inevitable that there will be distress: my most depressing thing is that the value of the face is too high, and he looks too handsome … Long-term harassment, alas ~~

Back to 94, the opening big Ben Wallace and the answer to Iverson, Richard’s story starts here. Jordan: “I’d rather face the Bad Boys Legion another hundred times, and don’t want to meet Richard’s gangster bastards! No, they are not bastards, they are devils!” O’Neill: “Don’t presume Richard in my face. After I retired, I became a policeman. The first thing is to catch Richard’s gang!” Kobe: “Richard is a demon, his coaching staff is, the players under his hands are still, all demon! Demon! Demon!” Durant: “I will never play Richard… true fragrance…” You can rest assured that you have finished the “NBA Mall”, “Violent Husband” and so on…

In 1993, Michael Jordan just finished his first three consecutive championships and set out to retire. The four major centers raged in the league, and the voice of those in the penalty zone reverberated all over the world. David Stern is actively looking for the next super guard swingman. , NBA is about to usher in its first commercial prosperity. At the same time, a loud voice was born on the court of Bizer High School… Here is the point guard! ‘Importance of him to the 1st position in the league’s science popularization’-Jason Kidd ‘He changed the point guard’-Stephen Nash “He is my life idol”-Stephen Curry ‘There would be no me without him’-Chris Paul

A diaosi fan who lost money in the World Cup gambling in Brazil went back four years ago and became the second generation of super rich. He is determined to make his life tough. He longed to let the whole world remember his name. Therefore, he decided to earn the most money in the world, buy the best stars in the world, include the biggest female stars in the world, and soak up the most beautiful women in the world.

System: My goal is not to train the best stars on the planet, but to train the most funny players Vardy: Can I scold others? System: No Vardy: %￥#x-on:#￥%x-on: Teasing everyday: Please complete “Thinking about Life” twice in the match with Real Madrid Vardy: I am a superstar, I endorse the greenery!

When he first entered the NBA, people called him the “King of the Legs”, “King of Cancer”, “King of Singles”, “King of Shots”, “King of Iron”, “King of True C” and so on… When he retired, there was only one nickname-Super Lord of the Rings!

In the summer of 2003, Brazilian star Kaka stepped into Milan City in a low-key manner; Portuguese teenager Cristiano Ronaldo flew to Manchester with controversy; the unknown Messi looked up at the newly joined superstar Ronaldinho in La Masia Austria … In a small unknown team in the Netherlands, there is a waste that is about to be eliminated, but it is looking forward to becoming the world’s top superstar and set off a super storm in European football.