Aphasia At Hogwarts

"Let the nuclear warhead fly for a while first." "How did you become that wretched and despicable silver fox Foxy? Let's find a way to get plastic surgery first!" PS: The author only wrote novels, and knows about Hammer One Piece.

In X782, Magnolia opened a magic shop. There are guns, armor, cards, protoss keys and other weapons used by wizards in battle; there are also daily props used by residents such as dream pillows, random paintbrushes, and throwing gloves; There are "Tricky Blind Boxes" that children love; there are also "Never-Empty Fishing Rods" that the elderly must buy; There are whitening skin care products that women flock to; there are also disguise masks, invisibility cloaks, hypnotic pocket watches, love potions, blue pills, romantic crystal lanterns, behavioral diaries, universal passes that men dream of... Business is booming! PS: Relaxing articles, complaining articles

Hoffa came to the world of Harry Potter, and he was so happy that he thought he could see the true face of the legendary wizard and molested Mr. Loli. However, he found himself in 1938! Become a classmate of Voldemort, a student of Dumbledore. Where is my Hermione? Where is my Audio-Technica? nonexistent……. Not only that, but under the coercion of the compulsory education system, he compulsorily completes seven years of magic training. When Hoffa finally woke up, he realized that he was not here to witness the legend, he was here to become a legend.

In the turbulent era of great pirates, are pirates evil? Navy is justice? The green pheasant seals the sea, the yellow ape lights the lamp, and the red dog lights the fire! Backed by the three admirals of the navy, the captain of the Destiny Pirates, the legendary fisherman, the veteran brand dog, and the new pirate emperor Cui Ze Fei Te said, of course it is—— Victory is justice! —— Key information: Navy undercover, fisherman, card master, fishing ability items from the heavens and worlds!

The introduction is difficult, please try Chen Feng, Celestial Traveler, Ordinary Takeaway, Neon High School Student. The causal system is successfully upgraded, and the takeaway system is loaded··· People? Suddenly feel that the force is down. Is this the legendary reverse escalation? System dispatching… ‘Wraith spirit appears at Xuexia Mansion, address XXX, request: send the spirit spirit away from Xuexia Mansion, remarks: none, do you accept the order? Delivery order completion reward: storage weapon box (volume 5m3), AR15 automatic Rifle, 500 rounds of M855a1 ammunition, some cash” The daughter of the former British diplomat in Neon, Eiri Sawamura, was kidnapped. The address was XXX. The request: Ensure the safety of the target hostages and escort them away. Remarks: Add more coriander and no green onions. Do you accept the order? Completion rewards for sending orders: the ability to go back in time for 5 seconds (once a day), Beretta M92F pistol, 300 rounds of 9X19mm pistol ammunition, and a lot of cash’ ‘ A terrorist appeared on the private Toyonosaki campus, address XXX, request: send the terrorist to see God, remarks: apple pie, do you accept the order? Send the order completion reward: quack doctor’s medical kit (once a day, can heal any degree of injury Disease), the power of Long Yin’ Are you telling me this is for delivery?

Traveling through the world of Naruto, and immediately facing the crisis of genocide, but why am I not an Uchiha? ! Becoming the young clan leader of the Hokage clan during the Warring States Period, Hagoromo Qianhan instantly felt a lot of pressure because he was facing the crisis of being exterminated by the Senjubutsuma. In the next few years, Madara and Hasi Lama would be even more likely. Enter the era of Gundam. However, since the system was established, Hagoromo Qianhan has become more and more aware of the danger of genocide? I'll kill two families first for fun!

In Douluo Continent, the strong are respected. Thinking of the future battle between the two gods, Ling Yun felt even more stressed. Especially after the War of the Two Gods, the continent was not unified, which delayed the change for ten thousand years. The reason is just to complete personal revenge. Change is change, what personal grudges are there? It’s all about change, so why can’t this changer be me? Become stronger, become stronger, must become stronger! Can you become stronger by changing the plot? Must change! Can transforming the continent make it stronger? Then I must rule! Of course... I am the only one waging war against you! Feel the pain! Experience the pain! Accept the pain! Understand the pain! Those who have not experienced pain will not understand true peace. I can’t understand how hard-won peace is! The continent was unified, and Douluo Star escaped from the control of the God Realm, so... Ling Yun stood at the top and glanced at the gods: "Next, it's your turn to feel the pain."

Three hundred and seventy-four years ago, the sky cracked, the earth shook, the blue star expanded, and the elves came to reality. The world has changed dramatically. When he woke up, Jiang Jing came to this familiar yet unfamiliar world with the colorful beads that he bought as a gift for the figure of Arceu. At a certain elf contest "May I ask this contestant, how do you evaluate the Jiang Jing contestant who defeated you?" A certain player lost his mind and said: "It's too strong, I can't think of anyone who can defeat him!" Jiang Jing: "Just kidding, how can I be so strong, I'm only a little bit stronger, right, Boss Kedora." "There are many~" ps: (Keywords: Pokemon, Pokémon, Pokémon, Pokemon)

After graduating, Amosta Bryan concealed his identity and hid in the underground world of the British wizarding world. He wandered on the edge of light and darkness, danced at the junction of life and death, and used the rewards of entrusted tasks to support his own path of magic traceability and return the grace of the orphanage for his upbringing. Until one day, he was brought back to Hogwarts by a mission with ulterior motives, and since then, the established destiny has once again headed home!

Zoroa in a state of superimposed life and death, the fire-breathing dragon who is curled up endlessly but has a leisurely trainer, the wind speed dog who can't control his mouth and can't learn speed, the fairy milk who sells fat, and the giant needle wasp who broke his defense The frozen bird, Ye Yibu who was injured by others... As an earth soul from Tianxia, Zhou You never understood why his own elves were so out of touch. "Problem children are attracted to each other? Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could I be a problem child!" Having said that, looking at the sacred fire dancing in the palm of his left hand and the single sword scabbard held in his right hand, Zhou You couldn't help but fall into deep thought... Maybe this is because the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. 1. The Victini Jinchuuriki inherits some props from the ns game. 2. Main animation and auxiliary games, plus side games, and settings of a small number of officially authorized works such as Happy Festival, Treasure Master, Special Edition, Super Smash Bros., and Great Detective. 3. The protagonist has a relatively laid-back personality, and his mood and attitude will change with time and events. Current status: It's not that sloppy. 4. Basically do not follow the main plot, do not seize opportunities and do not open CP. I will participate in some theater versions and go to side game areas. 5. The scientific name of Pokémon is commonly known as Elf, just like the scientific name of Dabi Bird is commonly known as Pidgeot. 6. Among the first-year newcomers, Green and Ye are both red and green protagonists, with Ye being the counterpoint to red. 7. In this book, Xiaoyang Meiyue is from Zhenxin Town.

Abnormal wizard! Abnormal world! Unusual experience! Abnormal author!

This book is also known as "The Young Dragon-Winged Boy Will Not Meet the Vicious Lolita School Girl", "The Enemy of the Dragon-Training Family", "The Man Grand Duke Irene Will Never Get", "The True Dragon Knight", "Dimension" "Dragon Master", "All-French Dragon Priest"... Lin Yi, who caught up with the mission of traveling through the bureau, unexpectedly came to the world of full-time mage. In this world full of crises, even though Lin Yi knew the plot, he was facing a real world. Is the Black Church really the ultimate darkness? Will the situation between humans and demons lead to destruction, or... What exactly is the power of demons? What did the angels hide in the Holy City? The gears of fate have long been combined. Lin Yi, who pursues power, responds to him by the ancient dragon that is regarded as a disaster in Monster Hunting, the Sky Comet Dragon known as the Silver-Winged Evil Star, the former Elden Ring King, Dragon King Platon Sanks.... (Single heroine Lingling, no other heroines will be added later, Lingling is a true love fanヽ(*?з｀*)?)