Chapter 904 Smart Child

After hearing these five words, Feng Bujue almost blurted out: "I don't know... why don't you know?"

When he said this, the mouth on the right side of the pigtail continued: "Yes, I know."

"Hmm..." Feng Bujue didn't understand why the other party was talking to him about the Analects, but he still had to find a way to continue the conversation, "Brother... what are you doing?"

"I see that you look like you have read a few years of books..."

From this sentence on, the pigtail stopped talking properly. Every sentence he said next was pronounced alternately with the left and right mouths.

In order to avoid the suspicion of making up words, the use of commas in the following sentence will be omitted, please use your imagination.

"...I have three questions to test you." The sky-high braid continued in his unique way of speaking, "Do you dare to answer?"

"I dare..." Feng Bujue raised his eyebrows, "But what if you can't test me?"

"You and your companions are going up, right?" the NPC said, "If you can answer my questions, I will let you go up." Before Brother Jue asked again, he added, "If you can't answer... or don't answer, you have to turn into my hair."▽♦,

After these words came out, Brother Jue and Xiao Ling behind him both turned their eyes to the top of each other's head, staring at the sky-high braid.

"Could it be...the bundle of unique black long straight hair on your head..." Feng Bujue complained, "Every hair is transformed from a person?"

"Yes." The other party replied bluntly.

"Oh..." Feng Bujue continued, "I'll ask you a question... not long ago, how did Miao Xuzi, Hongying and Lu Bufu get through here?"

"Miao Xuzi is smart, has good writing skills, and is proficient in Zen. It can be said that... he can answer questions fluently." Chongtian Bian replied.

"Tsk... that guy can answer it?" Brother Jue said, "Then ask it." At this point, he seemed to have thought of something and added. "Oh, by the way, I haven't asked what your name is yet?"

"My name is Congming'er." Congming'er replied, "Cong is the Cong of smart, Ming is the Ming of smart."

"I understand." Feng Bujue continued, "Then... son... if you don't understand, just ask."

"How do you talk?" Congming'er interrupted with a slight frown, "Are you taking advantage of me?"

"Okay~" Brother Jue pointed at the other's left mouth, "Can I call you Xiao Cong?"

At this time, Congming's right mouth said a separate sentence: "Are you going to call me Tofu next?"

"Hehe..." Feng Bujue laughed, "Brother Congming really lives up to his name."

"Hmph..." Congming'er sneered. "Do you think this is funny?"

"It's okay." Brother Jue said, "Anyway, I feel quite happy."

"But I'm not very happy to hear it." Congming'er said.

Feng Bujue smiled even more: "This is also one of the reasons why I am happy."

"You..." Congming'er seemed to want to curse, but he held back his words and then laughed, "Haha... Forget it, I won't bother with you."

Obviously, the key flags in the dialogue with this NPC have been seen through by Brother Jue. The first is to reply "I don't know if I don't know", and the second is to clearly express that he wants to answer the question. As long as these two key points are accurate. Then the other party will not easily fight with the player.

"Listen carefully, the first question..." After a few seconds, Congming'er started to read the question directly, "One yin and one yang. One short and one long, one day and one night, together as a pair. This is..."

"'Ming'." Feng Bujue reported the answer before the other party asked the question completely.

"Hmm..." Congming'er's expression (although he has no eyebrows, but some changes can still be seen) changed slightly, "...you are indeed quite capable."

"Hmph...isn't that nonsense?" Jue Ge looked noncommittal, "Go to the second question."

"Okay. I'll give you a couplet, you try it out..." Congming'er cleared his throat and recited with both mouths alternately, "The mountains and rivers are high and low, and everywhere is beautiful."

"Ha! Hahahahaha..." Feng Bujue laughed for a while, but laughed without saying anything.

"What are you laughing at?" Congming'er asked, "You can't come up with it, so you use laughter to cover up your guilt?"

"I can't come up with it? Ha!" Feng Bujue paced around him, "I'm a big~literary giant, how can I not come up with this kind of couplet?" He snorted coldly, "I just think your couplet is ridiculously simple."

"Then you are right!" Congming'er shouted.

"That's right, I can say this level of things easily~" Feng Bujue really can say it easily, he turned around and recited, "Shit, pee, big and small, often smelly and sticky."

At this moment... the whole world was shocked.

Congming'er, as an NPC, was shocked, Gu Xiaoling, as a teammate, was shocked, Miss An, as a spectator and editor of Brother Jue, was shocked, and all the audience who were watching this game were also shocked...

"This..." Congming'er was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say.

"How is it? Such a neat and well-matched couplet with a long artistic conception, I guess you have never seen it in your life?" Feng Bujue saw this and added proudly.

"Well... this couplet... is really neat..." Congming'er murmured, "It's not wrong to have only seen it in my life..." When he said this, his tone began to reveal a feeling of pain, "As for the artistic conception..."

"I don't think you can appreciate it." Feng Bujue didn't let the other party finish his words, and said, "Your cultural accomplishment and taste are too far from mine. You should study for a few more years before discussing artistic conception with me." He said this shamelessly and immediately changed the subject, "Now... let's talk about the third question."

"Okay..." Congminger didn't want to talk about the couplet anymore. Anyway, as long as he could answer the second question, he would pass. So, he adjusted his facial expression and asked, "Listen carefully, please answer me... What is hell? What is heaven?"

This third question is obviously a question about Zen.

Just now, Congminger described Miao Xuzi as "intelligent, elegant, and proficient in Zen", which was actually a hint to the players - the next three questions are riddles, couplets and Zen.

And such an obvious hint was naturally seen through by Feng Bujue...

Pa--

Half a second later, before Congminger finished speaking, Jue Ge slapped him viciously.

This sudden move stunned Congming. But after a brief moment of shock, he was furious... Instantly, a tangible hostility burst out from Congming, and he was about to take action.

However, the next second, Feng Bujue said in a very calm tone: "This... is hell."

As soon as he said this, Congming was stunned.

Then, Jue Ge stepped forward and took out [Bell's Daily Knife] from his waist. He grabbed Congming's braid with one hand and cut it with the other hand, easily cutting off the hair.

Somehow, Congming did not resist Feng Bujue's actions. He just stood there and watched Feng Bujue cut off his hair and then threw it away.

After leaving Jue Ge's palm, the black, straight hair dissipated into the air and turned into wisps of black smoke. As the smoke dissipated, a noisy sobbing sound seemed to echo faintly in the interlayer of the fourth floor.

At the same time, the hostility on Congming'er's body also disappeared along with the black smoke, and his appearance quickly returned to the state of an ordinary human. In addition to the number and position of his facial features returning to normal, looking at the top of his head... the place that was originally covered by the towering braids also revealed six incense scars.

"Amitabha..." Congming'er put his hands together, chanted the Buddha's name, and bowed deeply to Feng Bujue.

And Jue Ge still looked lazy and casual, and replied: "This... is heaven."

Congming'er nodded and continued: "The donor is wise and has a realm beyond the world. I bow down to you..." When he said this, his figure had become blurred, "Thank you for your help..."

"Okay~" Feng Bujue clasped his fists and bowed, "See you later."

After saying this, he turned around and winked at Xiao Ling, indicating that the latter should follow.

When the two of them stepped onto the stairs leading to the fifth floor, Xiao Ling couldn't help but look back, only to find that there was no one behind him... (To be continued...)