The Best Fake Eunuch

Su Qiubai was your ordinary taxi driver in the city. Bored, lonely and with a dog as his only companion, life couldn’t be any more dull for him. However, that all changed when his taxi’s navigator spoke to him. Now everyday has become an adventure! With the ability to fight crime (and preserve justice) and travel through space-time in order to complete his tasks, there was one common thing people questioned: Who is Su Qiubai? What will he do? What will he achieve? There is only one way to find out!

Qin Chuan, a professor and archaeologist who has never been on the battlefield, returned to the Third Reich and became an ordinary German soldier because of the Führer's black technology...

If life could repeat itself, what would you do? Would you repeat your first life and stay a normal average joe? Perhaps your gaze will betray the life you’ve already lived, but you remain insignificant and unknown, stretching your neck up high to watch the furling clouds roll by? Or will you make the world your stage, stir up every cloud and wind under all the heavens, making the entire world your captive audience as you dance, making people’s hearts pound with your every move? Composing my own laws, establishing the order I desire…a human life is a measly ten decades, so why don’t I light the candle that is my life and set this world ablaze!!

“Ride this, my beloved consort!” Instantly rewarded with a punch in his charming face. He looked hurt, “I just wanted you to try out the mythical beast mount!” Having died a cruel and excruciating death in her past incarnation, she was reborn into a body imbued with an impeccable talent for cultivation. A good-for-nothing? Fire, water, ice, wind, thunder, and nature; switching between the six elements is easy as pie. Supreme grade pills? She scatters them in the air like candies. Legendary beasts? They’re begging her to form a contract. She is the arrogant Queen almighty! You say that heaven is undefiable? Then she will defy it! “Bad news, my Lord! The consort has beaten the Empress of the Heavenly Phoenix Nation into a pulp!” He raised an eyebrow and brimmed of pride, “It’s nothing. Send a million troops to back up my beloved consort. Tell them that I’m the one who’s pampering her!”

Princes, generals and ministers are passers-by from heaven and earth. Traffickers, footmen, and pawns are all reduced to dust. Really, the morning is like blue silk and the evening is like snow, right and wrong, success and failure turn around in vain. In the thirty-seventh year of Jianwu, Li Ping'an traveled through the Daqian Dynasty and obtained the treasure of merit. From then on, the gears of fate began to turn...

Sitting up in shock in a dying dream, I have been in for a few years. Mole-free young man Yang Jian crossed the road holding his mobile phone to search for novels. He was happily hit by a truck running through a red light. After waking up, he found that he was badly injured on the soil kang, and there was a cute little Luo with tears beside him. Li… Since Soul Wear is the famous Erlang Shen Yang Jian, there is something that must be done! Apprentice Yuding? Split the mountain to save mother? Physically sanctified? Walking the dog to chase Chang’e? wrong! Wait for him, open the sky axe in his left hand, three-pointed knives in the right hand, attach the golden bow to the waist, and the heavenly dogs eat the sun and the moon. Squeeze that Liu Yanchang to death first, and see who dares to calculate Yang Xiaochan!

A declining empire, a turbulent government, a chaotic situation and an international environment where foreign enemies are spying on it, this is Spain today. For the first king of the unpopular Savoy dynasty in Spain, the most important thing now is how to secure the throne. (A slow-burning modern history, industrial infrastructure and farming article)

[Pre-reading guide: sweet and clean, with a battle of wits and power, many foreshadowing details, many character portrayals, the heroine does not suffer, and the places that are not understood will be filled in later. The relaxed style is for easy reading] King Xuan He Junting. In the book "The Exclusively Favored Imperial Concubine", the author writes about him slaughtering all the Northern Di royal court, the day he put on armor and rebelled and broke through twelve cities, his cold and heartless heartlessness, his life without love, and finally walked into the burning palace like a lonely madman without looking back. *** Xue Qingyin turned into the spoiled female supporting role in this book. She was not loved by her father or brother, and was in love. Her lover abandoned her like a worn-out shoe. In the end, she was forced to marry the romantic King Wei, staying in an empty room every night, and the ending was miserable. She thought about it and decided to be bolder. It would be better to choose King Xuan! Anyway, this one died early, and she could be a rich widow. Xue Qingyin was very spoiled. Not long after entering the palace, she asked He Junting to carry her on her back. Yes, I can, in exchange for my backache and weak legs every night! How can I stay in an empty room? No. This is different from what I read in the book! What about the king Xuan who was cold and unfeeling and not interested in women? *** Later, Xue Qingyin became a celebrity in front of the emperor, and everyone admired her. Her fate had changed. But she didn't want to be a widow. *** From then on... You are my sword, and I am your armor. We love each other's unyielding souls. *** King Xuan knew early on that her saying that she liked him was fake, but it didn't matter. She was their only light in this absurd and ugly world.

A natural engineering man, for some unknown reason, traveled to France before the Revolution and became the elder brother of the future Emperor Napoleon. Did he hug this thigh homeopathically, and then wait for death; or seize this opportunity to create his own great cause?

When the Mu family’s First Dandy returns from Nirvana, the realm will change color, and the whole world will be rewritten. All the treasures of heaven and earth, as well as the sacred weapons, are in her hands. She will be able to avenge all her grudges and repay all her favors! She can walk horizontally or vertically. Her posture was arbitrary! Reborn and armed with a sacred weapon, she is known to the world as the number one divine fortune-teller! The world calls him the No. 1 divine fortune-teller. But when he encounters that person, he cannot control his own heart. “You have calculated the heavens and the earth, but have you ever calculated my heart for you?” A smile emerged on his handsome face, and he looked like a God that had been banished from Heaven. The Mu family’s dandy eldest young master returned from rebirth to produce clouds with one turn of the hand and rain with another. When she stood at the summit, the crowd realized that this was not a dandy eldest young master, but this was clearly a breathtakingly beautiful young lady! How many of the young elites were beating one’s chest and stamping one’s feet, losing the best chance to win the favor of a beautiful woman. That man, however, smiled wickedly and dotingly kissed her on the forehead: “Thank you very much for having eyes but failing to see otherwise how could I have a beautiful woman in my arms?”

The wind of history has opened another splendid chapter in France. That year, our great French Emperor was born! Napoleon III illuminated France’s path to prosperity. When one thinks back to those years, it was the first time that France could say no to the British, shouting, C’est la France! Second Empire Augustus Jerome Bonaparte: I will make France great again! Austrian Cafe: 488573948

The tyrant of iron and blood, the bulwark of Eastern Europe, the savior of the Soviet Union, the master of Constantinople, the liberator of the Third Rome, the new tsar of the north, the nightmare of Chechnya, the meat grinder of the free world, and the leader of the red regime, General Secretary Gennady Ivanovich Yanaev. (The signature has expired)