Mr Gu’s First Doting Marriage

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Thousands of years ago, Tang Feng climbed Kunlun Mountain, accidentally fell off the cliff, crossed the ancient starry sky array into the sea of stars, and since then, embarked on the road of immortality. Thousands of years of war, sweeping the stars, and achieving the supreme immortal body, as the purple fairy. Tang Feng crossed the starry sky array, depleted the soul, and returned to the earth, only to find that the earth had only passed six years, and he had a pink baby girl. The cold, domineering ex-girlfriend of the female president, and the clever daughter, from then on, the immortal Ziwei, who made the sea of stars tremble, opened a new life for the best dad.

[Female lead cat demon, male lead cat slave] “Get down from me.” The man’s voice was somewhat helpless and forbearing. “I don’t.” The girl shook her head, tightly hugging the man under her with both hands. “Be obedient, I can’t sleep like you.” “I used to sleep on your body.” “That’s different…you are human now.” The master of the capital was accidentally rescued by a small milk cat. Since then, he has become a cat slave and fell to the jaws of a group of subordinates. However, when he woke up one day and found that the little milk cat in his arms had become a cute and cute little girl, the master was also dumbfounded. What is the situation? Of course it is to develop a mind; Ask what to do? Another way to continue pampering myself… “Master, it’s all circulating outside whether you have any special hobbies and why you pampered a cat so lawlessly.” The master said: “You know what a fart, that’s Laozi’s wife.”

In the first life, I was licked by Green Tea Green Plum and Fish for 10 years. She said she only regarded me as her brother and turned around and got into someone else's car. In the second life, I realized it and I will never lick it again! I saved a Bai Fumei sister. I thought I could fall in love sweetly and lie down happily. But who would have thought that the yandere senior sister would create a psychological shadow for my life... In the third life, I have enlightened! I really realized it! If we fall in love again, I will be a dog! In this life, we don’t even talk about love dogs! Woof! Woof woof! !

Su Xia is a well-known top traffic in the entertainment industry, and she is also a well-known queen of popular dramas. She holds a number of trophies with extremely high gold content. There hasn’t been any scandal in the five years since her debut, the only thing that shocked everyone was that she was revealed that she was the fan of the actor Lu Jingyao! Everyone lamented that even the actress was chasing stars. Until one day, Su Xia went to a variety show and was asked by the host what was the luckiest thing in her life. She tilted her head and smiled sweetly: “That’s probably because I am with my idol.” Shocking Gua immediately shocked all netizens. Later, the paparazzi photographed the ascetic actor, feeding his little girl with ice cream with a cowardly expression. after that… Netizen indifferent face: Please restrain yourself from the actor and actress, I really can’t eat dog food!

Li Zhe, who has tasted the ups and downs of human relationships, woke up and returned to September 1, 2007. At this time, he had just been admitted to college and was sitting on the train going to Hongcheng Normal University to register. What bad thoughts can the reborn Li Zhe have? He just wants to fall in love a few more times! But later Li Zhe discovered that he had become a warm man! To warm a man, central air conditioning is also a good choice.

There is one-click application for fan groups at the bottom of the profile “I’ve been a steadfast materialist in my whole life. Only you. I hope for the next life.” To return to life, to make up for all the regrets, let you be the happiest woman and live a life like a fairy. From the moment of chasing his wife, he has already reached the peak! [Daily essays, humorous, relaxed, sweet, diabetic, be cautious]

Introduction. What's the introduction? There is no introduction to this book. A novel that the author doesn't even know what to write.

One day, 18-year-old high school student Lin Tian was accidentally bound to the producer system. As long as he bound a partner and trained him to become a super "idol", he would be rewarded. After meeting Gan Yanyu, a mentally abnormal and paranoid cellist, the two hit it off and started to create short videos, and headed towards the highest honor in music competitions! So, "Ode to Love", "Canon in D Major", "Symphony of Fate" and other god-level music came out! The ancestors carefully selected, quality guaranteed, and brought a little classical shock to the world. The Coke in the hands of the audience suddenly turned into a red wine glass, and the tattered vest on their body turned into a tuxedo... As the melody of the two people played the world, they overcame all the obstacles in the music competitions, and their videos became a love variety show that countless netizens urged! ...... In a season of cherry blossoms, Gan Yanyu, who had just won the championship in an international competition, played a song that Lin Tian had never heard before on the stage of thousands of audiences. In Lin Tian's astonished eyes, the girl put down the bow and smiled like a flower. "You've written so many songs for me, this one is for you." "It's called - "Love Letter"."

Jiang He, the drama queen, travels into various strange worlds and becomes a cannon fodder in them, doing a lot of tricks. A foolish filial son who drains the blood and tears of his wife and daughter for his younger brother, a teenager who died of a heart attack, a second-rate person who died early in the era, a farmer whose life was exchanged, and a cannon fodder stepping stone for Long Aotian to gain experience in Interstellar... Jiang He is unwilling to be a cannon fodder who dies early, and decides to keep making trouble, making trouble, and making big trouble! No matter which world it is, Jiang He uses his absolute strength to turn over and counterattack and become a winner in life. As an experienced boss, Jiang He proves with facts that your father is still your father. Cannon fodder? It doesn't exist!

She is a sinister and cruel ghost doctor of the night. Once she traveled through time, she was despised by everyone and is a good-for-nothing. Contracted with ancient divine beasts, practiced the divine art of defying heaven, and blinded everyone. With the poisonous erysipelas in hand, anyone who dares to bully her is seeking death! What is a ninth-grade elixir? All her cute pets are eaten like jelly beans. He knows how to make medicine, but he is so willful! He is the stunning and coquettish Prince of the Night. Everyone in the world thinks he is cold and ruthless, but why is he so difficult and lingering in her eyes? "Why are you staring at me?" "I am wondering when you will officially become my woman." A thin needle touched his waist, and she smiled: "Master, impulse is the devil, this time If the potion is injected like this, you will have to be a eunuch for the rest of your life!"

[A poorly sold Kung Pao chicken] From Jiang Feng’s inadvertent discovery that he could actually see the remarks cooked by his father, his life has changed dramatically. … 1. This game has a high degree of freedom. Please explore it by yourself. 2. This game will not interfere with any choices of players, please try hard to unlock achievements. 3. All explanations belong to the game.