Lu Yin Silly Waist

I bought a pirated FM2007 (Football Manager) CD from a street stall. Less than a day after I installed the game on my computer, something strange happened. Carlos Bucero, deputy general manager of Real Madrid Club, came all the way to make a ridiculous request: "Li, please be the head coach of our club!" After careful and repeated reasoning, Comrade Li Tongfan finally discovered an absurd fact: everything that happened in the Football Manager game installed on his computer will be perfectly realized in reality without any difference... With a cheating device in hand, he can achieve an undefeated record through game saves, modify the database, and create countless football talents at will... Miracle, starting from 2006, all regrets about football will become perfect!

This is a person endowed by an angel and a devil, from the youth to the present. No matter where he is, he means genius and victory, but also wild and unruly.

“Mr. Zhou, we noticed that you were involved in basketball, table tennis, badminton, go, checkers, backgammon, Chinese chess, chess, calligraphy and painting, guitar music, etc. as a child, does this mean even You didn’t choose football as your career. Can you achieve the success you have today in other fields?” “Well… Only in football do I have more than three minutes of heat.” “So the ones we listed before are just the products of your three-minute heat?” “Those are just my hobbies.” “What about football? Isn’t football your hobby?” “No, football is love!”

In 2045, when Ye Su led his team to win the honor of seven crowns for the Nth time and chose to retire from the position of Manchester United coach, he won a series of glorious and great titles: the greatest coach in football history, Old Tra Ford’s supreme king, Ferguson’s most perfect successor, champion harvester… And what Ye Su wants to say is: I am the savior of the Red Devils!

Once the football jokes, our factory has eight fights exclusively! The arsenal that once swept the Premier League and hit 49 unbeaten rounds began to sink. That was the beginning of the nightmare of countless Arsenal fans! Our factory, Nana, the leader of the European Union, the temperature difference sign, the captain of the sales team, the four crazy demons, etc… The Gunners bid farewell to the Henry era and sent Vieira away. The fans thought it was ushered in a new era, but the reality told them that it was a traitor who deceived all their feelings! In August 2011, Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas left with a humiliating transfer, and at the same moment Arsenal welcomed a teenager! Wenger: “Do you want to be an ordinary defender or a world-class midfielder?” Everything changes from here…

In the 2009-10 season, the Nets entered the darkest year in franchise history. The team’s results were dismal, the loss of fans was serious, and the free agency market was uncompetitive. A veteran basketball fan returned to the United States, completed the acquisition of this team, and created his own basketball myth in the Nets with his “one-of-a-kind” look.

“Lin stood at the top of the arc, and he looked like he was going to pass the ball again.” “He didn’t pass! He shot! This is an open opportunity! But the shooting angle is a bit off!” “Wait, he is not shooting, he is passing the ball!” “Nice pass! But why can’t he smile?” “I heard that no one has ever seen him smile, and some people say that he is Tim Duncan’s half-brother.” “Wait, you see him smiling! Oh my God, he was smiling at Tim Duncan!” ——Excerpted from “My Memoirs of Illegal NBA”, also known as “This Forward Is Illegal.”

Bale is reborn, this time, he is no longer a bad luck Bale, nor a Glassman Bale, but a thorough football devil, or please call him: Football King Bale!

My name is Shentong, not express. I’m not in Jianghu, and Jianghu still has my legend: the fifth point guard. [McShentong in Northwestern South Carolina] Shentong single number: 7-9-1-4-5-2-8-2-9 [Broken bamboo produced, must be a boutique]

Lin Quan traveled to 2012 and became Guardiola's adopted son. He was originally a midfielder, but due to the sudden awakening of the ball king system, he accidentally copied the attributes of Messi at his peak. This year, the peerless duo reached their peak. This year, Messi scored a world record 91 goals. This year, Ronaldo scored 63 goals. The two almost dominate the entire football world, and there is no third person who can compete with them. However, starting from this year, the war between the two peerless prides turned into a three-legged confrontation. Guardiola: There are rumors that I relied on Lin Quan to win so many championships. Let me clarify, this is not a rumor. Mourinho: If Guardiola didn't have Lin, his honor would never be greater than mine! Messi: People say that Lin Quan plays like me. I think this is not rigorous because Lin is more comprehensive than me. Cristiano Ronaldo: I thought my opponent was only Messi, but unexpectedly there was another Lin Quan.

When football talents are stored in the form of cards. Blue, purple, red, golden. Ordinary ball star, golden ball star, semi ball king, ball king class. Beckham’s full moon scimitar, Gerrard’s long-range shooter, Baggio’s melancholy prince, Kaka’s stride meteor. Everything is in it. (Notes on the growth of a small football player)

Point guard, a lofty and dreamy word. Kidd’s kiss, Nash’s tongue. Stockton’s pick and roll, the acceleration of the French sports car. Westbrook’s dunk, Curry’s three-pointer. Now, Yiyang from China is about to create a point guard era of his own among this group of people!